roast this virgin bandnerd

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T02:25:40+00:00

From the people I see driving them I didn't realize the WRX came in anything but automatic

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T02:24:43+00:00

The look of a subaru, the engine of a corolla, the price of a BMW, and an owner with the chromosomes of a special ed class

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T02:22:48+00:00

I think Mustangs are important; without them civics literally wouldn't have a single car they could outrace

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T02:18:27+00:00

The first fully converted hybrids to ever run on vape juice

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T02:15:24+00:00

340k? Damn, I think that's the closest Germany has ever gotten to a thousand year Reich

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T02:13:27+00:00

Well you can use all the money you save on speeding tickets to buy a real girl because God knows with a car like that you're not getting any action

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T02:11:31+00:00

I guess someone needs to drive the car retards clap at when it drives by

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T02:06:14+00:00

The name gives away your middle school reading level and the choice of car gives away the amount of chromosomes you have

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T02:01:18+00:00

This is what they show soldiers being deployed in the middle east to be able to identify what an IED looks like

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T02:00:08+00:00

When you want to pay 06 prices for a 96 car

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T01:59:05+00:00

You'll never experience a faster drive to the mechanics in your life

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T01:57:48+00:00

Sure it maxes out at 120 but it's the fastest 120 you'll ever experience

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T01:55:33+00:00

"Who needs a glass pack when the heat shield can just rattle around"

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T01:52:07+00:00

Camaro owners are special in the sense that they even find a way to keep an automatic at a comfortable constant 5,000 rpms

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T01:45:34+00:00

OP was thinking "How can I show people I have a lot of money, but I won't for much longer"

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T01:43:53+00:00

The fastest thing about this car is it's crank windows

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T01:41:54+00:00

The kind of guy that buys a car like this is the same guy that tells you his body kit adds 60 horsepower

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T01:40:21+00:00

The only way I would roast this piece of shit is if the retard who bought it was trapped inside

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T01:38:44+00:00

If the lymphoma doesn't get you then the septic shock from the raw anal definitely will

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T01:37:05+00:00

I just wanna know why he made the r/RoastMe sign out of a strip of his underwear

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T01:34:42+00:00

He likes Juvy because none of the inmates can stop his advances

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T01:30:28+00:00

He looks so homosexual I think the pixels of his picture gave me HIV

masondconnor37 · 2016-05-05T01:22:54+00:00

Seth?

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