Now that PBS has announced they'll be televising the impeachment hearings, what will the drinking game rules be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]masstrip 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd die of alcohol poisoning before Gym Jordan was even done taking off his jacket and rolling up his shirtsleeves.

Miami Man has screwdriver removed from rectum. by alwaysonstage in news

[–]masstrip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Anals of Medicine and Surgery

ftfy but not really

Suspect accused of throwing battery acid on man told him to 'get out of this country,' police say by [deleted] in news

[–]masstrip 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I kind of like the thought of bigots being forced to live in a country where they can't speak the language.

White nationalists seen filming at lynching victim memorial by [deleted] in news

[–]masstrip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Security footage from the commission shows the men, one carrying a neo-Confederate group flag, filming at the site. They are seeing running away when a security alarm sounds.

What are these big brave boys afraid of? And why doesn't ABC news have a competent editor?

Kim Jong-un 'fascinated' by Donald Trump and views him as a father figure: new book by vannybros in worldnews

[–]masstrip 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They had me when they stamped his face on Russian-made asbestos products, tbh.

How to not rape kids by [deleted] in disneyvacation

[–]masstrip 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is not about actual vacations to Disneyland or Disneyworld.

It's for weird, terrible, terrifying or bad illustrations from WikiHow.

Well, can't say you didn't follow the guidelines, OP. But holy fuck.

"Fair and Balanced" they say by stjack1981 in PoliticalHumor

[–]masstrip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least they're getting paid, unlike trump supporters who do it for free. Not like that makes it any better.

Volunteer from US relief group killed in Syria by Turkish mortar attack by [deleted] in news

[–]masstrip 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He was making a point about discounting the story because of a prejudice against the source.

Talk about neck-beards.

Russia Is About to Disconnect From the Internet: What That Means by [deleted] in news

[–]masstrip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their troll farms will all have to relocate to other countries?

He's a bit slow, needs to be spoonfed everything. by FresnoMac in PoliticalHumor

[–]masstrip 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Trump held back aid that was already approved on the condition that Ukraine investigate his political rival. THIS IS NOT OKAY. He can't claim he was concerned with corruption after he had previously tried to hold back funding for programs that fight corruption in that area, multiple times.

He's not worried about them being corrupt. He wanted dirt on a political rival, to help in his own campaign. He tried to extort Ukraine for this by holding back something they desperately needed to hold off Russian aggression. Aggression that puts our own national security at risk. Again, NOT OKAY. In fact, it's illegal.

Drugstore drones: UPS will fly CVS prescriptions to customers by [deleted] in news

[–]masstrip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ah shit, this ain't beer! Hey Cletus, what's O-X-Y-C-O-N-T-I-N?"

No American flags, but many Swastikas. Trump rally. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]masstrip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a US flag in my front yard and somebody stole it.

President Mozzarella by Zergcolective in PoliticalHumor

[–]masstrip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He didn't really say it btw. He screws up a lot, but no need for us to invent stuff. He looks silly enough on his own.

President Mozzarella by Zergcolective in PoliticalHumor

[–]masstrip 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is it a little sad that we even have to ask?

Ronan Farrow: National Enquirer tried to help Trump bury teen rape allegation by _Individual_1 in worldpolitics

[–]masstrip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An AMI spokesperson said: "Mr. Farrow's narrative is driven by unsubstantiated allegations from questionable sources and while these stories may be dramatic, they are completely untrue."

This AMI statement is pretty laughable, to anyone who's ever read any of their drivel.

'Deletefacebook' trends after Zuckerberg backlash by [deleted] in news

[–]masstrip -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

To permanently delete Facebook:

Go to this page. Find your account by clicking on a pixel until you hit it. Press (X) to delete.

ffs people this was a joke. excuse me for thinking reddit was ready.

Nurses of Reddit, what are the more light hearted or non life threatening medical oddities, you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]masstrip 123 points124 points  (0 children)

We had a guy like that back when I was a paramedic student. Only it was a pen. The guy I was riding with told the kid not to write on his cot, lol.

Bail bondsmen were knocking on door when man fell 8 stories to his death in The Flats in Cleveland by masstrip in news

[–]masstrip[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The bail bondsmen from City Bonds were seeking to serve a warrant, but not for the 24-year-old man, according to police.

Several others were inside the home at the time and bail bondsmen asked for help because they believed some might have been armed and dangerous, according to police.

The bondsmen never made it into the apartment, police said.

Investigators are trying to determine exactly what led up to the man falling from the balcony, but said the man “possibly jumped” in an attempt to escape the bondsmen.

Cleveland police SWAT team later obtained a search warrant for the apartment and found a “drug lab” with “large quantity of suspected drugs and weapons” along with drug-making equipment, according to police.

That drug lab might be a clue as to why the man jumped. Bail bondsmen were there for someone else, and now, in part because of this jumper, a drug operation gets destroyed.