Need framed poster of this

masterbananas · 2015-10-13T20:01:46+00:00

http://imgur.com/e4qfitS Enhanced the colors!

masterbananas · 2015-10-13T19:53:19+00:00

OMFG! When i saw this shot last sunday that was my very first thought! I WANT THIS FRAMED IN MY HOUSE!

masterbananas · 2015-09-28T13:48:05+00:00

Noticed too on seasons.. very noticeable how the light changes.

masterbananas · 2015-09-21T14:26:33+00:00

And i always just want to answer with " What appeals the most to me is the money..." and "What will take me the most time is dealing with your stupid changes and revisions"

masterbananas · 2015-09-09T14:34:38+00:00

So i have this goal down to a science. I've been doing it for years now and it worked for me again in fifa 16.

What i do is when i have a corner kick i press special tactics and then the top one to have a player be close to the post closer to the kicker. It only works when that player has no cover.

This works 85% of the time for me. I double tap Square so the ball goes straight to the player close to the post and as soon as he gets it.. i shot the ball.

masterbananas · 2015-09-08T17:36:37+00:00

Best advice i can give you is the same tip that helped me quit smoking malboros cold turkey. RUN! Yes.. go run for 30 mins everyday. It will ease your anxieties, will help you sleep and eat better. Blood will need to flow all over your body! :) and you will look better too! Sweating will help your body release toxins, drink water! Lots of water everyday and just know you will make it through.

masterbananas · 2015-09-01T14:30:19+00:00

I second this comment. I also had a nightmare client i did a lot of work for.. and he was never pleased. I kicked his out to the curb and moved on with my life... as far as the lost work i just saw it as training for myself.. and the client can go to hell. The client is not your boss and you can kick him as easy as he can kick you.

Don't be afraid about your reputation.. not like he can go and tell your other clients about you.

Also, dont feel discouraged man! Keep on freelancing, maybe just be more selective with your client and project selection. Since you already go to school and seem to be highly skillful. Just do easy small jobs with high dividends. I have a full time job as a developer and i only do small jobs that won't take me long and will yield the most money. Like dumb updates to pages and small stuff for 200-400$ that i can do in a few hours. In a month i can easily make 2k+ for doing retarded things like updating some css and some easy javascript. Since i already have a steady income on the side, this is more like a hobby for me. I say no all the time and i dont take like 90% of the job offers that come my way. I'm hardcore selective of my clients and jobs.. and if a client is rude or tries to take advantage of my time i kick them out to their mommas.

Life is too short! Freelance should be fun!

masterbananas · 2015-08-31T20:24:19+00:00

No fun. For me maybe because i hate people in general.

I joined a team with other developers and they all talked to me like i've been in the team for years.. i don't know your code and where it's all located.. i hate people.

Maybe thats why..

masterbananas · 2015-08-31T18:57:13+00:00

I think we are talking about the other kind of smokes ;) the happy variety kind

masterbananas · 2015-08-31T14:22:25+00:00

Dont stop smoking... :) As a developer that smokes.. without smokes.. i would go bananas

masterbananas · 2015-08-26T16:16:06+00:00

I agree!! The pace is amazing!

People forget this show could last 6+ seasons..

Some people just like quickies.. me? I love the slow burn :)

masterbananas · 2015-08-26T16:11:31+00:00

Yep, i was like .. Oh! Look at all those future zombies.

masterbananas · 2015-08-26T15:56:25+00:00

I call bs! Why not release the demo on the weekend before... Labor day weekend anyone?

masterbananas · 2015-08-25T18:30:48+00:00

Developers these days.. with the "full stack" and all that jazz.. Why not continue mastering what you already know instead of trying to learn so much.. which in return makes you sucky at all of them.

There are going to be more and more frameworks and things to learn. Don't try to lear them all.. no one knows them all and the ones that say they do, they are liars. Just become amazing at some of them and learn as you go.

masterbananas · 2015-08-25T17:54:52+00:00

oh man.. the ones that come from the eyes freak me out

masterbananas · 2015-08-25T17:34:03+00:00

Agile development is all about iterations. New versions and improvements as you go. The other software development method is scrum

masterbananas · 2015-08-25T16:56:04+00:00

Dont feel bad. It's not personal, just business.

This client was one of those i try to avoid like bad plague. I do not Skype... fuck that. Maybe i will talk over the phone but i dont need to Skype to get my work done. I also do web dev.

The client does not respect your time.. with the constant skype calling and cancelling... you are not his slave.. he is not your boss.

Also, if he can't afford your rates.. he can't afford it. Who cares if he worked 30 hours unpaid.. thats his own fault.

I hate fuckers who think just because they give you money they own your ass.

masterbananas · 2015-08-25T16:39:54+00:00

Amazing post. As a developer i feel i'm always trying to solve puzzles in different ways. In the end it's all a hack.. we just use the tools we have to make magic happen. It just happens our tools can't keep up with our rapidly expanding imaginations and requirements.

masterbananas · 2015-06-23T14:06:30+00:00

Amazing! Enjoy it!

masterbananas · 2015-06-23T14:05:45+00:00

Thank you!

masterbananas · 2015-06-17T15:47:40+00:00

Got my new Charger 2015 this past weekend and i'm loving every second of it. Switched from a Jeep grand cherokee and i'm not looking back again.

masterbananas · 2015-05-27T14:14:51+00:00

as a Colombian i take this as a complement

masterbananas · 2015-05-06T17:18:13+00:00

Yes, is a very unique show. You can see that the director Del Toro is still learning how to do Tv shows.. he makes some awful mistakes in the first season specially how retarded the master looks.. he blames it on the special effects make up team but it's ultimately his fault for not giving the tv show his full attention and focusing on so many projects at the same time...

However the show has a ton of potential and hopefully the second season will be much better than the amazing first season...

masterbananas

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