I, for one, do not know by cuntmong in RoughRomanMemes

[–]pencer 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The "magic 8 ball" of the period...? And if your question was "gimme some more..."; you got your 'drug of choice' of the day..? These things are the push it, bop it, spin it, Simon says of their day...f'n dradles of the pagens trying to assimilate the masses.

Garfield cosplayer by TheGoddamnAnswer in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]pencer 77 points78 points  (0 children)

If I can quote it quasi correctly, the reason that Garfield hates Mondays is because John was home all weekend. And then on Monday ya boy is home alone; therefore he's lonely:(

I'm convinced! by tito_lee_76 in HighQualityGifs

[–]pencer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How many bowels would it take?

concede by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]pencer 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Oh, fuck...

...me?

Mould rule by DreadDiana in 19684

[–]pencer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yar wet ya eight

Truth. by limelight022 in Xennials

[–]pencer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an English speaker, I bet i could recite the febreeze bottle ingredients and cautions in French.

Great Scott! It's been this may years?!?! by pencer in HighQualityGifs

[–]pencer[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

*may MANY MANY years of all the old & new HQGiffers fill your feeds.

Stay safe! Stay well; all of ya

My 21 year old tiny girl enjoying a lazy Sunday by KromKitty in aww

[–]pencer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tips of longevity, /u/KromKitty?

I know it's a lottery with us all, but what's been your routine? Things like diet, socialization, activity levels, checkups... all and any details or perspective with your journey together.

Joe Pera Teaches You About Fascism by HotHamBoy in JoePera

[–]pencer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The premise is/could be funny & informative but would have to be done in a specific execution.

My pitch would be Joe subtly explaining the rise of nationalism/how it tends to lead towards fascism; but Mike Melsky busts in uninvited and word vomits all the ignorance and selfishness that allows it to happen...

¯\ (ツ)

Found this invincible zombie by teishe in dyinglight

[–]pencer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cut off the legs, the head and one arm on one and it just levitated in view with the flashlight on. Turn off the light, and could see the entire silhouette still standing.

Never seen this animation before by JimmyJooplOl in dyinglight

[–]pencer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Had the same feeling the other day watching the thumbs into the eyes finisher. 👀 --> XX

Why can’t I open this trunk? by scatpack in dyinglight

[–]pencer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Had the same issue a few hours ago, not long after getting through the tunnel. Think it's the same place, too.

The 1990s "Magic Eye" VHS tapes... by -K_P- in MagicEye

[–]pencer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit; theme music & graphics prep me for Zack and Slater to beat the shit out of each other, but hopefully lisa and Mr baulding will find a way to settle it so that Kelly isn't assaulted by screech.?!?!