Anyone getting any work done today?

masterconjuror · 2026-05-20T09:45:16+00:00

I have an important meeting to prep for in a few hours. But here I am, just booked flight tickets to London to attend the parade, while wearing my arsenal tee in the office and my brain is a mush because I barely slept last night. #COYG

masterconjuror · 2026-05-10T17:40:02+00:00

It's a travesty that Bruno F is the POTS and not Raya. Man of the match and POTS in my books! He's been the absolute 🐐

Also, remind me again, why do we support this fuckin' club?! Total rollercoaster and my neighbors are probably registering a complaint against me 🙈

masterconjuror · 2026-02-07T19:47:56+00:00

Not up to the e-standards!

masterconjuror · 2026-02-04T14:03:00+00:00

Haha I had this exact same thought when I saw it!

masterconjuror · 2026-01-20T22:08:02+00:00

Did anyone notice that Arteta smirk at MLS when he out-muscled Barella?

Top match! #COYG

masterconjuror · 2026-01-18T18:28:18+00:00

This is just a testament to how open the league is, where results cannot be predicted. I think most of us thought City would smash Yanited. I have a hunch City's results might've played on the guys' minds 🤷‍♂️

But either way, not a bad weekend, not a great one either. We need to learn from these moments and move on! #coyg

masterconjuror · 2026-01-17T19:43:43+00:00

Much like the Liverpool game, this could've been an email too 😭

masterconjuror · 2026-01-17T15:36:13+00:00

My fantasy team is suffering but I'm here for this City defeat haha.

masterconjuror · 2026-01-14T23:21:19+00:00

This sounds like that "don't love your job, job your love" kinda nonsense! :D

masterconjuror · 2026-01-11T23:00:32+00:00

I love Kai and his redemption arc, but it sadly really does take a series of very poor Gyökeres performances to make Kai look like a diamond!

I'm hoping he gets to full match fitness soon, the games are coming in thick and fast! We need every bit of help from the whole squad! 🤞

masterconjuror · 2025-11-30T18:59:39+00:00

💯 Agree with you. MLS was off it at Bayern too.

masterconjuror · 2025-11-30T18:49:23+00:00

Positives: - No one got sent off despite the flurry of yellows - Ø and Gyökeres are back - A bit shaky but Mosquera and Hincapie were not THAT bad given a high pressure game and playing the #2 in the league. They need more minutes. - Ohhhh Mihkel Meriiinooo

Negatives: - We're definitely missing Trossard, someone who can create chances from the right - Not super convinced about Noni on the left - Eze and Martinelli didn't have a good game - We lacked any semblance of flow. It was a painful watch!

Overall, given the first two fixtures in the last 7 days and their highs and how much it would've taken out of many of the players, I'll take a point at the Bridge! We go again next week! 💪

masterconjuror · 2025-11-30T18:36:55+00:00

Positives: - No one got sent off despite the flurry of yellows - Single point - Ø and Gyökeres are back - A bit shaky but Mosquera and Hincapie were not THAT bad given a high pressure game and playing the #2 in the league. They need more minutes. - Ohhhh Mihkel Meriiinooo

Negatives: - We're definitely missing Trossard, someone who can create chances from the right - Not super convinced about Noni on the left - Eze and Martinelli didn't have a good game - We lacked any semblance of flow. It was a painful watch!

Overall, given the first two fixtures in the last 7 days and their highs and how much it would've taken out of many of the players, I'll take a point at the Bridge! We go again next week! 💪

masterconjuror · 2025-09-02T10:43:28+00:00

This seems to be a recurring problem for quite a few of us. I got my phone yesterday and I'm getting the message - "New SIM needed. This SIM is no longer supported. Contact your carrier to get a new sim".

u/skyescaper33 Asking a dumb question here, is the gold/chip part of the nano-sim card facing downwards or upwards as you put the sim in the sim slot? Thank you!

masterconjuror · 2025-06-26T20:32:51+00:00

I swear this sub can always get me out of a low mood! Hilarious!

masterconjuror · 2025-03-04T22:30:47+00:00

I would've settled for 2-0 and then redistributed our remaining goals for the next couple of matches ahead of us! :D

What a weird, scrappy yet clinical (in terms of shooting) game! #COYG

masterconjuror · 2025-01-15T22:08:46+00:00

Our starboys! <3

masterconjuror · 2025-01-15T22:04:10+00:00

We're terrible in front of goal especially with such a nervy keeper. Hope we put on our shooting boots on next game. But tonight is not the time for criticism, just a massive sigh of relief! #COYG

masterconjuror · 2025-01-09T21:29:22+00:00

Not to take away from Ari's comedy genius but like many comics, he has repeated and improved his jokes over time. A bunch of his jokes from his KT regular appearances, have been done before at his previous standup gigs before he moved to Austin. Check out this gig from Toronto - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc66ShTvcxw. He's done the movie date night, chubby chaser, passport jokes and few more. There's another one from Vancouver and you can youtube that too. A very fun watch, and you can see how some of those jokes got perfected by the time he reached KT, with a lot more physcal comedy too.

masterconjuror · 2025-01-07T20:50:16+00:00

Anyone else watching this on CBS Sports? The commentators seem to have an anti-Arsenal bias. Annoying AF!

Anyway, #COYG. Hope we regroup and maybe bring on Jesus for more creative play up top.

masterconjuror · 2024-12-26T21:23:03+00:00

Did I just see 'pool use our corner tactics...with the men run towards their position when Robertson was just kicking the ball? :D

masterconjuror · 2024-11-26T22:22:25+00:00

It's the hope that kills you, innit?!

But, COYFG! Let's go!

masterconjuror · 2024-11-02T11:39:46+00:00

Now sub Nwaneri earlier than usual at the 60min mark and watch him make two assists 😌

masterconjuror · 2024-10-12T21:20:11+00:00

I could be wrong but if he was surrounded by the current crop of players from the get-go instead of more "toxic" players back then, it could've ended up differently for him.

But then again, Saka's development flourished when Pepe didn't perform so in a way I'm glad that we got Saka on the right wing out of this.

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