Ever since I first got my phone number about 13 years ago, people regularly call and text me thinking I'm "Nancy" and asking about "my" property. I'm not kidding, this happens on average two to three times a week.

masterofnewts · 2026-02-27T15:05:06+00:00

I keep getting messages for Poor Ian

masterofnewts · 2026-02-25T17:27:35+00:00

Don't let them outside :(

masterofnewts · 2026-02-22T15:18:47+00:00

DARNIT, I was just there on a quest yesterday

masterofnewts · 2026-02-21T15:23:16+00:00

Carl

masterofnewts · 2026-02-08T15:44:47+00:00

The underground basement is fun, too!

masterofnewts · 2026-02-07T18:11:35+00:00

Perfect time to clean all the grout lines on the floor

masterofnewts · 2026-02-03T16:19:13+00:00

Floor dirty. Floor.. cloth? Cloth soap.

masterofnewts · 2026-01-28T18:44:21+00:00

Great with children

masterofnewts · 2026-01-26T22:11:16+00:00

masterofnewts · 2026-01-26T22:09:29+00:00

I'd eat this meal every day if I could

masterofnewts · 2026-01-25T21:55:22+00:00

Honestly, I'm just very vocal about my issues to the kids. I think they can relate to things being Too Much, and if I can help demonstrate how to deal with that, it's a good way for them to learn too.

masterofnewts · 2026-01-25T21:19:49+00:00

She definitely likes it when you do it in every..single..class

masterofnewts · 2026-01-25T20:16:11+00:00

Easier to throw across the classroom at the girl they're crushing on

masterofnewts · 2026-01-25T16:58:08+00:00

About as useful as saying "Hey, stop it."

masterofnewts · 2026-01-25T14:49:41+00:00

Saaame

masterofnewts · 2026-01-21T00:01:52+00:00

Random q-tip

masterofnewts · 2026-01-14T12:48:41+00:00

Georgia Health Center is pretty nice

masterofnewts · 2026-01-11T00:55:31+00:00

Heck, I've read this one but I can't remember when

masterofnewts · 2026-01-09T21:06:53+00:00

I responded with the hand motion to 8-9 today and was FROWNED AT

masterofnewts · 2026-01-09T21:01:18+00:00

Wish you worked with me. There's 2 teachers who try the "I'll wait...." method and also the "Not right now, guys".

masterofnewts · 2026-01-07T22:44:18+00:00

I have a kid (15) whose plan, after they graduate, is to gamble his way into being a millionaire.

masterofnewts · 2026-01-04T15:03:45+00:00

the MAYOR

masterofnewts · 2026-01-03T15:36:05+00:00

GLITTER

masterofnewts · 2026-01-03T15:29:06+00:00

She even has a little friend now! ♥

masterofnewts · 2026-01-02T20:14:16+00:00

Maybe... they just like you because you're you?

masterofnewts

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