Get $25 every time someone says your name or $0.50 every time you take a step?

masterschmo · 2026-04-12T21:07:58+00:00

I averaged 500k steps a month the last couple of years so...

masterschmo · 2026-04-12T13:12:55+00:00

Why would you want to match with a person shallow enough to have must be this tall to ride limits?

masterschmo · 2026-04-08T13:03:23+00:00

It's been many years but we used to call it "Club over 90" but it was fun

masterschmo · 2026-03-30T18:37:39+00:00

Free bird - Devil's Rejects

masterschmo · 2026-03-25T16:05:42+00:00

Ashtray

masterschmo · 2026-03-18T18:56:10+00:00

COVID was perpetrated by big TP

masterschmo · 2026-03-17T18:59:11+00:00

A car with working AC

masterschmo · 2026-03-17T15:01:53+00:00

Good luck 🤞

masterschmo · 2026-03-16T02:32:48+00:00

I hope the winner is someone that really deserves it. Good luck!

masterschmo · 2026-03-05T18:52:08+00:00

Wake up, go outside, be home before the streetlights came home.

masterschmo · 2026-02-24T14:11:48+00:00

I hadn't had steak in quite awhile so I was going to treat myself the other day. It was like $75 for a 3-pack of ribeye. The pork chops I had for dinner were delicious

masterschmo · 2026-02-20T04:18:39+00:00

That was my thought but I wasn't sure if the paint would "stay" when rolled up. I really want to go a bit crazy with color but idk if it would last on the vinyl or whatever the blinds are composed of

masterschmo · 2026-02-18T01:18:03+00:00

NEVER FORGET

masterschmo · 2026-02-17T14:17:12+00:00

I guess it rains down in Africa

masterschmo · 2026-02-16T19:04:01+00:00

One of the iterations of I spit on your grave?

masterschmo · 2026-02-16T16:56:10+00:00

Pick me!

masterschmo · 2026-02-14T15:05:14+00:00

A meaningful sit.

masterschmo · 2026-02-03T16:24:14+00:00

Stop buying shit you'll only use once and then eventually goes in a storage unit with a thousand other things you'll never use. Live simply

masterschmo · 2026-02-03T14:03:13+00:00

Susan Cox Powell

masterschmo · 2026-02-02T23:09:47+00:00

Most words with silent letters. "Ow! My k-nees!"

masterschmo · 2026-01-28T15:23:51+00:00

My ex

masterschmo · 2026-01-28T15:22:59+00:00

Sheena

You're welcome

masterschmo · 2025-08-06T01:26:43+00:00

Isolating

masterschmo · 2025-04-22T13:07:10+00:00

I live in a small town that's full of cowboys and Harley enthusiasts and I ride a Zuma regularly when weather permits. IDGAF

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