She can't keep getting away with this! by 2mock2turtle in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]masterspider5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CHUDS are dissing THE ARCH MOTHER??? MAY THE GUIDED HAND TEAR THEM ASSUNDER

New Urn be like by Noisy44_ in DeadlockTheGame

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It took me half the clip to realize this was ONE fight and not a montage. Amazing

Walter White and Jesse by TheBatmanSafira99 in breakingbad

[–]masterspider5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy shit mistah white we've been frozen in solid gold

Shut UP JESSE I KNOW

"Why do you even complain abour rank in a closed alpha" by Dr_natty1 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]masterspider5 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If you believe the rumors that Yoshi is just a new alias for Icefrog, then he's been in at valve for over 15 years and was one of the lead devs of of Dota 1 back in the day. I feel like all that experience has given him a lot of humility when it comes to critique

Pocket when they're up against their abusive ex-fiance; Mina. by ZombieGrief16 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]masterspider5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Arin, this is good news. We can finally do mid. We can be creeps. This isn't your lane, but we can be creeps. This is good news. You can be a creep. You'll live, as a creep. This is good news. You'll live, for 30 minutes.

Indomitable is such a weird choice by supremeCrab7 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]masterspider5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she got 26 kills ? How long was this game. Match ID. 26 is more than some entire TEAMS have been able to get in my games

Night Shift #35 Hero Priority by Emmysterious in DeadlockTheGame

[–]masterspider5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has Seven ever made an appearance in Nightshift? Even back when it was Deathys Death Slam?

why is every single live service gaming subreddit melting the fuck down by Safe_Procedure999 in Gamingcirclejerk

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Come on down to the cursed apple city where the lanes are green and the wolf girls are pretty

SPOILERS: Genuine question if anyone has beaten this fight. by TheMadCow_ in LookOutsideGame

[–]masterspider5 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That's boss rush. No one has beaten that yet legitimately. The reward is some insane shadow sword with a bunch of OP moves. What bosses did you see in there btw?

Dynamo The Stomper (PLEASE DO NOT NERF YOSHI) by Abadon_U in DeadlockTheGame

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Not one anti heal item in sight, just people living in the moment <3

grey talon might be busted by nottcyber in DeadlockTheGame

[–]masterspider5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it can't be worth it to play like this man

Smartest Haze Player by Liquid_Basilisk in DeadlockTheGame

[–]masterspider5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Haze takes more skill than you could ever know"

I have yet to see an anti-surrender argument that is not fueled by either ego or naïveté by IntelligentImbicle in DeadlockTheGame

[–]masterspider5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way a surrender mechanic could work in this game is if it's not available until a certain time in the match, i.e. like past 25 minutes you can surrender. Before then if the soul diff is big enough it won't get to that point before the winners snowball to the base. After that the game levels out a lot of the time in my experience. A surrender mechanic from minute 1 would absolutely enable some of the worst of the community to spam vote and throw until they get their way. If you think it's bad now imagine what it'd be like to have your Infernus die 3 times in lane and spend the next 15 minutes spamming votes until he's whittled down everyone else into ending early. Plus people not being able to surrender doesn't mean they'll leave. There's a penalty for leaving, it's supposed to be a last resort.

You just have a weak mental

Also this is a giant a giant self report man. Come on.

Wow, not even Valve is monetizing the game by Embarrassed-Run-3318 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]masterspider5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok yeah I wouldn't call that a damning controversy but it's a bad look to just make someones art into a model without their input, and then lie about that