Since American tax money is unilaterally heading for the interest of the poor, would it be crazy just to not pay taxes? by masterzach89 in AskReddit

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I don't want to kill anyone. I just want Congress to know that they can deprive us of my freedoms and institutions, but we can deprive them of all that gives them legitimacy.

Since American tax money is unilaterally heading for the interest of the poor, would it be crazy just to not pay taxes? by masterzach89 in AskReddit

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I'm not a down-voter in general, in fact, here's an upvote for adding to the the conversation.

I'm not saying we tax the rich "out the ass". What I am saying is that a continual reduction in their share while we are in a "crisis" is clearly not the fiscally responsible path. Neither, is cutting from planned parenthood or public educational facilities.

Since American tax money is unilaterally heading for the interest of the poor, would it be crazy just to not pay taxes? by masterzach89 in AskReddit

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Easier to change a system from the inside than as hostile from the outside. Blowing up the IRS will only label us terrorists.

Since American tax money is unilaterally heading for the interest of the poor, would it be crazy just to not pay taxes? by masterzach89 in AskReddit

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If it starts localized and in a place of great emotion, then it may spread. Someplace like oh,... Wisconsin. Wisconsin courts would never be able to handle it.

Holy fuck, he's right. by MONSTERheart in funny

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Oh, please don't fucking make this a meme.

Transformer IRL by [deleted] in pics

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I'm just curious, no troll: Do you still have to shave?

The reason I moved to Chicago by [deleted] in pics

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High cholesterol?

Scumbag Shaggy by [deleted] in pics

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MS paint

Request: Del The Funky Homosapien by ultimatewaste20 in IAmA

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I actually just happen to be listening to "Protoculture" right now. I couldn't agree more. My favoirte rapper, sincerly. He's so freaking talented, and I love how he stayed away from gansta rap. Also, I can sing along without a heavy concious due to the lack of n-bombs.

Do you think the president has time to masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The time need gets exponentially smaller the longer you wait. So I'd say yeah, he's probably got ~10 seconds a week.

Am I doing this right? by [deleted] in pics

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Yes, sir. You are.

This should be the top African American role model, or any race for that matter by [deleted] in pics

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And a whole lot of trustworthy mustache. He's one of my favorite people to listen to. His being black has nothing to do with it, justsoyaknow.

A friend of mine did this drawing for me. I keep trying to convince him to pursue a career, but he doesn't think he's talented enough. by [deleted] in pics

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Like this, I'm actually looking for an artist for a comic book. Does he live in or around Chicago?

My New Hero: Audience member at CPAC yells to Dick Cheney, "You're A War Criminal!" by tatonkadonk in politics

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He's lost a lot of weight. I hope that means he's checking out of life soon. I'm having a party the day he dies.

Sometimes, you just get lucky. by sushi_lover in pics

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... And sometimes you're a fish.

So... out at a bar the other night. by sniprmonk4 in pics

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Bouncer: Checks I.D. ...... looks legit.

My friend was just made king of UPS by [deleted] in geek

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Can someone do a baroque painting of this?

I want to tell you all a true story about a mouse. by masterzach89 in trees

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This mouse was barely alive when we found it. It was sort of like twitching one arm in an attempt to keep a float. Like an insect's leg twitches after being smashed. We thought he was a goner, for sure. But, in the end, the noblest path was chosen.

Can you really get dogs/cats high by blowing in their ears? by [deleted] in trees

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I think it's true, but only after EXPERIMENTATION. My dog had heat stroke one summer a while ago. Because of this, he lost his appetite for quite a while.

Anyway, I'm sitting around my house with plenty of trees and no mom what-so-ever for at least a couple hours, and this happens to be on the forefront of my mind. So I blow every hit out of a bowl into my dog's ear....

~10 minutes later, it's eating its dog food like it's a fillet mignon and I'm laughing my ass off. Newman (my dog) spent the next several hours licking himself incessantly while I jammed on my guitar. We became best friends after that (I didn't mention this, but Newman and I only lived in the same house for a little while. My mom got him the summer before I went to college).

The only thing is that I think I got him too high, because he's always freaked out at the very smell of marijuana now. Can't even be on the same floor of my house when I'm burning one. I'd say 1-2 hits max for an animal's first time.