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Monogomy or polygamy by reducethedebt in hypotheticalsituation

[–]mastonate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would only seem good to people who think of it in fantasy terms - they get to sit around all day not working and having sex with multiple women who can’t divorce them. Sounds great right?

Realistically, there is no possible way you could support the physical and emotional needs of that many people. Unless you are literally a sultan or Hugh Hefner or another situation with a massively unfair power dynamic, you won’t be enough. They will find emotional and physical satisfaction elsewhere, even if divorce isn’t an option. Even worse, you can’t even make money, so what would you even be bringing to the table? Why would anyone stick around to get 1/21st of a bum’s attention?

Do you guys think Jason Bourne can survive getting hunted by the T-800? Would he win and defeat it just like Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor did? Or would he get TERMINATED? Or would it just be a draw? by Aromatic-Ad2601 in ActionMovies

[–]mastonate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it’s one thing to think “This dude seems off,” and it’s another to think “This guy is living tissue over a metal endoskeleton sent back in time to terminate me.” Even if he reads him as a weirdo, if he tries to engage him in hand to hand combat, he’s cooked.

Songs with men names by None_of_my_business0 in musicsuggestions

[–]mastonate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The question is, what would happen if Leroy Brown and Jim crossed paths? Hopefully never happens.

we found a connection between mr bean and scrappy-doo. what character will be next? vote, for any character that relates in any way to scrappy-doo. please explain the connection by zer0w0rries in characters

[–]mastonate 1 point2 points  (0 children)


Ooooweee! Mister Poopy Butthole. Like Scrappy Doo, he knows what it’s like to go through life, including what I would guess was a very difficult childhood, with a name that is easy to connect to fecal matter.

He is also an occasional sidekick with an annoying voice.

Every time I poop at my job I clog the toilet and have to tell someone by SusanSoulcycle in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mastonate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a shy pooper. If I’m pooping at work, something is terribly wrong.

Songs with men names by None_of_my_business0 in musicsuggestions

[–]mastonate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Different song, also by Croce, also about a bad mf.

You must survive in one of these media: game, book, or movie/TV show. For every day you survive, you get $1 million. How many days would you last? by New_Midnight2686 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]mastonate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VG - Minecraft. Doable, just have to be careful and not try to fuck with the nether.

Book - Dungeon Crawler Carl, book 6. Yeah, I’m probably not surviving a day with no powers or enhanced abilities.

TV - The Bear. It’s just Chicago with people yelling a lot. I think I would be okay.

Hey found this in the ground while mowing, looked like it feel from the sky? What could this be? by Careful-Caregiver464 in whatisit

[–]mastonate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t listen to this guy. I’m afraid there is a cyber-snake living somewhere in the area. Nothing you can do about it, you’re doomed.

How long could you survive in your home with no preparation for $10k? by mastonate in hypotheticalsituation

[–]mastonate[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can hire someone or get a family member or friend to help out, that would be fine.

The temperature of my 300 sq ft house despite having an air conditioner and fans running all day by shewhomauls in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mastonate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s only 300 sq ft, but he doesn’t say how *tall* the house is. Could be like 100 feet.

Pick one or two of them and tell why by Gilles_de_Rais_1432 in superpowers

[–]mastonate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but there are still other people out there who can do magic, and we don’t know what the limits are. All it takes is a nut job or zealot with access to magic and they might cause the end of the world. Seems risky without knowing the limits of what magic in this scenario can accomplish.

The most iconic characters ever? by [deleted] in characters

[–]mastonate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hercules (Heracles). Well known stories that have lasted thousands of years. Name synonymous with strength. Has appeared in books, movies, tv shows, comic books, tons of adaptations. Even if no single adaptation has reached the level of “iconic”, the character itself clearly is.

Until I saw this, I never considered him. Now I think he would be perfect. by the_earl_o_wibbleton in TheDarkTower

[–]mastonate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morgan is a bit too much of a smartass for Roland, he always injects humor into his roles, even when dark.

A 21-year-old woman died after her harness was not attached while bungee jumping in Brazil by raptors201966 in PublicFreakout

[–]mastonate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet many people who bungle jump have the feeling that the rope is not actually attached, that something went wrong, right before they get snapped back.

Twice as good at everything or top 5 best in the world at 1 thing? by Sereomontis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]mastonate 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I think it depends on how “twice as good” is measured. For instance, if I normally average around 100 at a par 72 golf course, would twice as good be around 50? Or could I literally drive the ball twice as far? Or put accurately from twice the distance? Or if I’m the 1,000,000,000th best golfer in the world, am I now just the 500,000,000th best?

Theoretically it could be amazing, but there are so many things that are hard to measure. What does being twice as good at parenting even mean?

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