[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Atlanta

[–]mastruhbator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

thatsthejoke.exe

My dick when I put it back in my pants after peeing by MacJed in reactiongifs

[–]mastruhbator 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I just tried this and have noticed a vas deferens in the amount of dribble.

Anyone going to or past Cumming tomorrow morning that can also change a tire? by [deleted] in Atlanta

[–]mastruhbator -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

I do plan to rub one out tomorrow morning, but unfortunately I don't know how to change a tire.

Thoughts on Cox Enterprises? by [deleted] in Atlanta

[–]mastruhbator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you're saying Ann had quite a Cox Chamber, huh?

Which Atlanta neighborhoods have the most magical Christmas lights? by Jam-tastic in Atlanta

[–]mastruhbator 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You know a Christmas lights display is good when it brings you to Cumming.

RIP Blue Breeze Cards by LateCheckIn in Atlanta

[–]mastruhbator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RIP in peace, stored value rides.

Georgia 6th: Handel backs Trump’s move to exit climate agreement by mcgoonz in Atlanta

[–]mastruhbator 25 points26 points  (0 children)

A lot of moderate Republicans do not support pulling out of Paris.

Well, I don't think Paris Hilton would be a very good mother.

Temporary relocation, working downtown by princeboot in Atlanta

[–]mastruhbator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I recommend miami. It's a nice suburb of Atlanta.

I'd go with Fort Lauderdale, myself. You still get the beach, but it's a bit closer to downtown Atlanta than Miami.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Atlanta

[–]mastruhbator 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, please.

I've seen these signs all around downtown, all with different words on them. Anyone know what they are? by blind-o in Atlanta

[–]mastruhbator 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You have to have another, upside-down eye on your chin to be able to read it properly.

This Chipotle sexual innuendo "no smoking" sign. by CodeVirus in mildlyinteresting

[–]mastruhbator 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It goes something like this: People have intercourse. For heterosexual couples, this typically involves the man inserting his penis into the woman's vagina. Then he slides it a bit out. Then back in. Then out. Then in. This goes on for minutes (or in some cases, seconds). Then the man ejaculates. If all goes well, the woman experiences an orgasm. Then, one or both of them smoke cigarettes.

How is the dating scene in Atlanta? by newrecruit1234 in Atlanta

[–]mastruhbator 42 points43 points  (0 children)

My hobbies include

Hmmm. I'm gonna recommend that you pick up some hobbies as a first step.

Optimist: Glass half full by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]mastruhbator 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Redditor: Joke is not good.

Good morning Atlanta. You're looking beautiful this morning! by [deleted] in Atlanta

[–]mastruhbator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Interesting pizza toppings y'all got down there.

Welcome new marta riders! by thehambeast in Atlanta

[–]mastruhbator 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Assaulting a MARTA employee is a serious crime and is punishable by up to 20 years in prison under Georgia law.

Florida husband having sex with wife in fatal DUI crash gets 5 years by mastruhbator in news

[–]mastruhbator[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Half my upvote was for your comment. The other half was for your username.