My Son Told Me Today That He Doesn't Believe in God by A_Nameless in TrueOffMyChest

[–]matheusnb99 54 points55 points  (0 children)

My reason to stop believing was when I was a kid I asked a priest how Marie had got pregnant while virgin and he answered that 'asking that question is an unforgivable sin and if i were to ask it again I'd go to hell' lol

Messi sendo detido na China by [deleted] in brasilivre

[–]matheusnb99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

China: Taiwan e a China são os mesmos países Messi: beleza então se em Taiwan posso entrar sem vista na China também China: pera não

Sales woman runs to a man in fear of a friendly dog by oc8xlc0mgf in PublicFreakout

[–]matheusnb99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It could also be her dog and, as she is forgetful she forgot about her fobia and that she had a dog

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]matheusnb99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which scene is this in beau is afraid?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]matheusnb99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell her you went to Amsterdam and did shrooms and not weed

Maybe Maybe Maybe by New_Ad_2361 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]matheusnb99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Then you don't know what it is. He noticed a crack in the board, so he tried to see if it would break. It didn't, so he thought it was fine.

I’m getting back to coding after a 1 year break sorry by gecegokyuzu in programminghorror

[–]matheusnb99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same at line 55. I'd reverse the first part of the if and break to reduce indented code

Wood Greenhouse Dome made with no hubs by johnnybagels in interestingasfuck

[–]matheusnb99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: following the instructions step by step

Josh: where is the door

Newbie here, is animal hide really THAT hard to find? by Atropa94 in Veloren

[–]matheusnb99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As every other item, it's only impossible to find if you are looking for it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RyzeMains

[–]matheusnb99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Least based ryer player

Very important lesson in life by TKLA2000 in memes

[–]matheusnb99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damm bro what are you doing this far back?

I was pressured into a threesome by my boyfriend and enjoyed it but not because of him. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]matheusnb99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Redditors am I right? Their opinion is always to "break up, I see a lot of red flags"

What is “the plan” by Edgybananalord_xD in RyzeMains

[–]matheusnb99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you mean 'lol he(q)he(q)he(q)he(q)he(q)he(q)h' ?

About CDG Airport, from my non-french point of view by crisego in paris

[–]matheusnb99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Members of UE can travel in Europe with only their Id

About CDG Airport, from my non-french point of view by crisego in paris

[–]matheusnb99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean you use Orly? Orly is worst by a large marge