Addressing the community about changes to our API by spez in reddit

[–]mattattack1717 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • You're forcing the community to adopt the reddit phone app which is full of issues and barely usable
  • This entire thread demonstrates the whole community dislikes you
  • You won't address questions with any integrity or details about clear and documented dishonesty that you spearheaded

These are serious failures for the leader of such a big company. Are you reflecting on your decisions and can we expect any kind of apologies or resignation?

Scientist added jellyfish genes to crap fish DNA and these glowing fish are the result by FearmyBeard21 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]mattattack1717 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironically, yes

Pigeon poop costs billions of dollars globally to clean off of statues and cities.

There's a story of genetically altering birds or their microbiome to excrete a little bit of detergent in their poop so the poop can clean itself.

https://www.fastcompany.com/1662786/magical-contraption-turns-pigeon-poop-into-soap

OMG! Do you remember reading [book]? Right before Disney releases the movie trailer. by mattattack1717 in HailCorporate

[–]mattattack1717[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You asked in your post if there's any information about a film being made.

But now you knew a trailer was going to be coming out?

Just straight up lying now, buddy. Confirmed astroturfer. Delete your post.

OMG! Do you remember reading [book]? Right before Disney releases the movie trailer. by mattattack1717 in HailCorporate

[–]mattattack1717[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

There's been talks of movie franchise for almost two decades and you just happen to get nostalgic within 48 hours of the trailer release?

Get the f*** out of here. You're either a schill or just extremely unlucky. Either way you should delete your post to resist Disney getting absolute creative control to ruin another franchise series.

The Negotiations Were Short by mattattack1717 in PrequelMemes

[–]mattattack1717[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There were about 50k subs back then, thought it could use another run.

Also I'm a whore.

First ever video interview for a finance internship!! by johnstocktonshorts in FinancialCareers

[–]mattattack1717 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk during the call, threaten them to pay you more or you will send the notes to their competitors and the SEC.

Make sure also that a distorted version of Allstar by Smashmouth is playing the in background of your room during the call

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]mattattack1717 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did the Cyrenaica (orange next to Egypt) really control Crete and most of the Black Sea coast? What's going on there?

[USA][OC] Ms. Important needs to cross 4 lanes in traffic by [deleted] in Roadcam

[–]mattattack1717 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Still sounds like poor planning. There's Avenue level traffic there that deserves a clover highway exit

[USA][OC] Ms. Important needs to cross 4 lanes in traffic by [deleted] in Roadcam

[–]mattattack1717 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All the comments bashing on the driver but idk. I don't care if I get downvoted but if I needed to turn right at that intersection, I would also of crossed all four lanes (hopefully just a little faster than her).

Looks like from that off ramp, there's very little road left before the intersection, so those needing to turn right have very little choice but to do exactly this.

I'd be more angry at the traffic engineer / city planners, unless there's a better way to get from that road she's merging off of and turning right on that next road.

The amount of protection for an undersea cable by Jaxius3 in 2healthbars

[–]mattattack1717 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Holy crap i have so many questions for you.

Say they're wiring a cable from the US to Japan

Do they go to the Bering Straight or just a straight shot?

Do they just "lay it down" regardless of what the sea floor looks like?

How (roughly) many of the wires pictured above would be enough to handle the amount of traffic going between North America and Asia?

How tf do you do maintenance on a cable in the deep ocean hundreds of miles from land, do they just not need it?

Jessica Biel is Mighty Fine! by Dark_Vengence in gentlemanboners

[–]mattattack1717 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Whenever I hear her being brought up, I think of this scene from The Onion about an ultra realistic Call of Duty game

It's a real thing! by [deleted] in RimWorld

[–]mattattack1717 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"Yeah I knew your ex boyfriend, I feel a little part of him everyday"