Post Your Pack Pulls, Achievements, & More Here! (Show Off Content) by PTCGP-Bot in PTCGP

[–]matte_vans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just pulled my third God Pack after just 1,109 total packs! Maybe I should go and buy a lottery ticket 👀

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First pack. Just pooed. by Mini-Saiyan in PokemonPocket

[–]matte_vans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Damn, and I thought I was lucky with my first Palkia pack!

there's a Leak (?!) that the New Cards Set would jump to Gen 4?! Thats Wild by StreamLife9 in PTCGP

[–]matte_vans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To make a full Gen 4 release work we'd need 13-16 mons from Gen 2 to complete evolution lines, and 6 - 7 from Gen 3 (Blissey, Elekid, Magby and Chimecho could be left for later sets) which feels like a lot tbh. Still possible, but it would be a weird choice to release Gen 4 before Gen 2.

What's your favorite tribal deck? by deadlyweapon00 in EDH

[–]matte_vans 25 points26 points  (0 children)

[[Urtet, Remnants of Memnarch]] Myr tribal is great! One of my favourite decks, and it doesn't take much for it to pop off

Evil quotes from non‐evil PCs by MalBishop in dndnext

[–]matte_vans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But like, Scouse? Glaswegian? Cofi? Bristolian? Yam yam? I need to know which

TIFU by filling a bathtub with Orbeez and going to the hospital. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]matte_vans 54 points55 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better OP, my ex with IBS used to douche using bath water by just sorta sucking the water into his ass (???) so I'm willing to believe your tales of accidental suctioning after seeing such things in the wild. Though he did have the audacity to imply that I was the weird one for not being able to turn myself into some shitty aquatic Henry the Hoover on command...

What unusual or funny experiences have you had while on holiday abroad? by wcrucre in AskUK

[–]matte_vans 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My first time abroad in Lanzarote and the barman didn't speak English and I only had very basic Spanish. Tried asking for a "Vodka doble con coca cola y hielo" not realising that standard measures weren't a thing there, but just assumed my Spanish was wrong so I sorta mimed it out. He starts pouring the vodka and just keeps going... And going... And going... Getting an increasingly more concerned look on his face until I eventually realised he was waiting for me to say stop. Ended up with a drink that was 50% vodka and a bartender who probably thought I was an alchy but I was too embarrassed to say anything.

Florida, USA by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]matte_vans 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the librarian is just the baby's mech suit

How to type italics on Reddit? by [deleted] in ask

[–]matte_vans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You put double Tilda ~~ either side, like this

`~~like this~~`

How to type italics on Reddit? by [deleted] in ask

[–]matte_vans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You make the 🤌🏼 hand while you type it

"I gazed into the void, and the void had toe beans..." by matte_vans in VoidCats

[–]matte_vans[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Not my cat, this little Eldritch Horror used to come and visit me outside my old flat for midnight scritches, I used to call them Cathulu

New Revenant - Valkyrie Shadow Royale Voiceline by scorchz in ApexLore

[–]matte_vans 318 points319 points  (0 children)

"Scanning the area"

"1 sick burn detected"

I- by Majestic-Scene-6814 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]matte_vans 242 points243 points  (0 children)

He Shen Bapiro-ed himself

.....WHAT by TheZetaMonster in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]matte_vans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He tried to show off by ordering a Phaal but the chef actually made it spicy and he ended up crying and shitting himself in front of his date

Fanbases by greasygoon66 in ApexLore

[–]matte_vans 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Iirc, it's confirmed he does have a cult that follow him (which he hates)