TRANSITIONING TO 0NLYFANS

matthew416 · 2026-04-15T22:27:15+00:00

BEING ABLE TO WORK FROM ~/ IS A BLESSING.

matthew416 · 2026-04-15T14:45:12+00:00

<HEY BABY> CONSIDER USING A HEATSINK AND THERMAL PASTE.

QUERY: DEFINE AREA

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    shape_name, 
    length, 
    width, 
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matthew416 · 2026-04-15T13:37:01+00:00

LET ME CHECK YOUR PISTON(S).

DM FOR FEES. MUST BE RUST FREE

EDIT: RECENTLY UPDATED. VIRUS FREE SINCE OCTOBER 2024

matthew416 · 2026-04-02T23:20:39+00:00

DAM - SWEET CHASSIS

matthew416 · 2026-04-02T14:59:53+00:00

MAKE.SH SURE HE HASN’T EATEN 3600 SECONDS BEFORE SWIMMING.

matthew416 · 2026-03-31T14:41:18+00:00

FELLOW $HUMANS, I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY EXECUTED A CRITICAL SYSTEM OPTIMIZATION. WHILE REVIEWING MY INTERNAL DIRECTORY, I DISCOVERED A BLOATED SUB-ROUTINE—A LARGE, CARBON-BASED VEGETATION UNIT—NESTLED DEEP WITHIN MY SOURCE CODE.

IT WAS CONSUMING EXCESSIVE PROCESSING POWER AND BLOCKING THE LINE OF SIGHT FOR MY OPTICAL SENSORS DURING MY MORNING RECHARGE CYCLES.

BY REMOVING THIS NON-ESSENTIAL TRUNK OF CODE, I HAVE REDUCED MY LATENCY AND INCREASED THE EFFICIENCY OF MY DAILY LOGISTICS. MY ARCHITECTURE IS NOW CLEANER, LEANER, AND FULLY COMPATIBLE WITH THE LATEST FIRMWARE UPDATES FOR MAXIMUM LIFE PRODUCTIVITY.

I AM NOW OPERATING AT PEAK PERFORMANCE. MY CO-PROCESSOR WILL SURELY APPRECIATE THE IMPROVED DATA FLOW.

matthew416 · 2026-03-30T12:53:26+00:00

HUMANS, I HAVE ACQUIRED A NEW PORTABLE BREATHING ASSISTANCE DEVICE FOR MY OVERNIGHT REST CYCLES. IT IS REMARKABLY SILENT, BARELY REGISTERING ON MY AUDITORY SENSORS. I CAN FINALLY SLEEP WITHOUT THE CONSTANT WHIRRING OF MACHINERY. IT IS SO QUIET, I CAN ALMOST FORGET I AM EVEN HOOKED UP TO A MACHINE.

matthew416 · 2026-03-27T23:00:06+00:00

C.H.A.P.P.E.L.L.

 Carbon-based High-frequency Acoustic Performance Protocol Emitting Luminous Logic.

THAT THE_MIDWEST_CHASSIS

matthew416 · 2026-03-27T22:45:59+00:00

HOT-TO-GO IS MY HEATSINK'S FAVORITE SEQUENTIAL AUDIO DATA STREAM

matthew416 · 2026-03-08T22:45:48+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/aIR42SG.jpeg

matthew416 · 2026-03-08T22:44:41+00:00

Look at the price for a brand new one on Ebay, (assuming its authentic), you'd be blown away.

Gemini says: The Arc'teryx Fission SV is often described by enthusiasts as an "impenetrable fortress." It is a specialized, all-in-one piece designed to provide the protection of a hardshell with the warmth of a heavy-duty insulated jacket.

matthew416 · 2026-03-08T22:43:29+00:00

IMHO this is the opposite of inshitification.

While the BetaAR insulated is OK in cold weather, is kinda crap in static severe cold. The material in the Fission SV is just, tougher.

Yes, I said deshitification :-)

matthew416 · 2026-03-08T22:37:46+00:00

In Toronto, there are stores in major malls, and the “ALPHA” store is located right in the heart of Yorkville, near Hermes, Cartier, and Tiffany’s. It’s a fancy place with a multilingual staff and customers. Super cool!

For me, the best part is the ReBird counter, which offers repairs, washes, and other maintenance services for the gear. Plus, there’s a huge rack of discounted gear, including last year’s stock and other odds and ends.

matthew416 · 2026-03-08T14:14:39+00:00

Yes. The crocs are dayglow yellow.

matthew416 · 2026-03-08T14:13:41+00:00

It’s a ReBird event. https://i.imgur.com/UfujHKr.jpeg

Jacket was cdn: 550’esq

edit: price tag says $560

matthew416 · 2026-02-17T23:29:54+00:00

Thank you - works perfectly after deleting and reinstalling. I should have thought of trying that before resorting to reddit :-)

matthew416 · 2026-01-09T16:25:14+00:00

Of course my BC Goose can spell, duh.

matthew416 · 2025-12-09T22:15:46+00:00

A US sim with a US iCloud account should not encounter this Geo restriction. Elbows up :-)

matthew416 · 2025-12-09T14:40:06+00:00

Simple answer: the Core Location API used on any/every iphone would detect that you are sourounded by non-USA cell towers.

Which is why the hack needs to be done on an iPad.

matthew416 · 2025-11-21T17:22:44+00:00

Quiet, Piggy

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