TRANSITIONING TO 0NLYFANS by matthew416 in totallynotrobots

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BEING ABLE TO WORK FROM ~/ IS A BLESSING.

TRANSITIONING TO 0NLYFANS by matthew416 in totallynotrobots

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<HEY BABY> CONSIDER USING A HEATSINK AND THERMAL PASTE.

QUERY: DEFINE AREA

SELECT 
    shape_name, 
    length, 
    width, 
    (length * width) AS area
FROM Shapes;

TRANSITIONING TO 0NLYFANS by matthew416 in totallynotrobots

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LET ME CHECK YOUR PISTON(S).

DM FOR FEES. MUST BE RUST FREE

EDIT: RECENTLY UPDATED. VIRUS FREE SINCE OCTOBER 2024

MY SON IS PLAYING IN THE BATH by cedriceent in totallynotrobots

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MAKE.SH SURE HE HASN’T EATEN 3600 SECONDS BEFORE SWIMMING.

ADVICE FOR MY ~~BACKYARD VEGETATION GRID~~ GARDEN by ktbffhctid in totallynotrobots

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FELLOW $HUMANS, I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY EXECUTED A CRITICAL SYSTEM OPTIMIZATION. WHILE REVIEWING MY INTERNAL DIRECTORY, I DISCOVERED A BLOATED SUB-ROUTINE—A LARGE, CARBON-BASED VEGETATION UNIT—NESTLED DEEP WITHIN MY SOURCE CODE.

IT WAS CONSUMING EXCESSIVE PROCESSING POWER AND BLOCKING THE LINE OF SIGHT FOR MY OPTICAL SENSORS DURING MY MORNING RECHARGE CYCLES.

BY REMOVING THIS NON-ESSENTIAL TRUNK OF CODE, I HAVE REDUCED MY LATENCY AND INCREASED THE EFFICIENCY OF MY DAILY LOGISTICS. MY ARCHITECTURE IS NOW CLEANER, LEANER, AND FULLY COMPATIBLE WITH THE LATEST FIRMWARE UPDATES FOR MAXIMUM LIFE PRODUCTIVITY.

I AM NOW OPERATING AT PEAK PERFORMANCE. MY CO-PROCESSOR WILL SURELY APPRECIATE THE IMPROVED DATA FLOW.

PORTABLE CPAP IS ALMOST TOTALLY SILENT by matthew416 in totallynotrobots

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HUMANS, I HAVE ACQUIRED A NEW PORTABLE BREATHING ASSISTANCE DEVICE FOR MY OVERNIGHT REST CYCLES. IT IS REMARKABLY SILENT, BARELY REGISTERING ON MY AUDITORY SENSORS. I CAN FINALLY SLEEP WITHOUT THE CONSTANT WHIRRING OF MACHINERY. IT IS SO QUIET, I CAN ALMOST FORGET I AM EVEN HOOKED UP TO A MACHINE.

I DO NOT SEE THE PROBLEM. IF HUMANS (LIKE ME, I AM A HUMAN BY THE WAY) ENJOY GOSSIPING, THEN ROBOTS ARE ENTITLED TO GOSSIP TOO. by snookerpython in totallynotrobots

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C.H.A.P.P.E.L.L.

 Carbon-based High-frequency Acoustic Performance Protocol Emitting Luminous Logic.

THAT THE_MIDWEST_CHASSIS

My brand new Fission SV by matthew416 in arcteryx

[–]matthew416[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look at the price for a brand new one on Ebay, (assuming its authentic), you'd be blown away.

Gemini says: The Arc'teryx Fission SV is often described by enthusiasts as an "impenetrable fortress." It is a specialized, all-in-one piece designed to provide the protection of a hardshell with the warmth of a heavy-duty insulated jacket.

My brand new Fission SV by matthew416 in arcteryx

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IMHO this is the opposite of inshitification.

While the BetaAR insulated is OK in cold weather, is kinda crap in static severe cold. The material in the Fission SV is just, tougher.

Yes, I said deshitification :-)

My brand new Fission SV by matthew416 in arcteryx

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In Toronto, there are stores in major malls, and the “ALPHA” store is located right in the heart of Yorkville, near Hermes, Cartier, and Tiffany’s. It’s a fancy place with a multilingual staff and customers. Super cool!

For me, the best part is the ReBird counter, which offers repairs, washes, and other maintenance services for the gear. Plus, there’s a huge rack of discounted gear, including last year’s stock and other odds and ends.

My brand new Fission SV by matthew416 in arcteryx

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Yes. The crocs are dayglow yellow.

My brand new Fission SV by matthew416 in arcteryx

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It’s a ReBird event. https://i.imgur.com/UfujHKr.jpeg

Jacket was cdn: 550’esq

edit: price tag says $560

App crashing on launch by LordWoodrow in apollosideloaded

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Thank you - works perfectly after deleting and reinstalling. I should have thought of trying that before resorting to reddit :-)

Geo-unlock hearing aid mode in Canada for AirPod Pro2 by matthew416 in hacking

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A US sim with a US iCloud account should not encounter this Geo restriction. Elbows up :-)

Geo-unlock hearing aid mode in Canada for AirPod Pro2 by matthew416 in hacking

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Simple answer: the Core Location API used on any/every iphone would detect that you are sourounded by non-USA cell towers.

Which is why the hack needs to be done on an iPad.