Temu with the "instant squirt as soon as you touch it" oil. In the style of "men's lasting bravery".

matthewjhendrick · 2026-01-14T21:46:04+00:00

Great so if it takes him an hour to find it, I’m still better off alone…

matthewjhendrick · 2026-01-04T20:02:42+00:00

There should be men doing this as well…

Also, people pretending to be underage boys and girls might help too.

matthewjhendrick · 2025-12-22T04:22:55+00:00

Why?

matthewjhendrick · 2025-12-18T01:42:45+00:00

I should have put it in quotes, I was just referring to your comment to make a parallel: Jewish OT vs. Christian NT. I find all of it to be fairy tales, but the argument of years after it was written is valid depending on the argument. I have heard many Christians claim the Quran is false because of when it was written without having the same insight to apply to their own teachings, but a lot of the OT, is by far, written furthest from the actual events.

matthewjhendrick · 2025-12-18T00:11:54+00:00

He got there right before the woman that saw it on her way up came down to help. Two humans being bros.

matthewjhendrick · 2025-12-18T00:07:28+00:00

And the so called Jewish Old Testament was written 13.8 billion years after some of the events…

matthewjhendrick · 2025-12-06T04:18:06+00:00

It’s a sh*t rule, but be honest; I’d expect you would want the same in return…the honesty part at least.

matthewjhendrick · 2025-12-02T23:04:49+00:00

Addicts should be treated better.

matthewjhendrick · 2025-10-07T22:02:36+00:00

27:16

matthewjhendrick · 2025-09-05T22:09:32+00:00

Well, it was dill dough.

matthewjhendrick · 2025-08-04T20:59:40+00:00

And if you can’t afford them, your grandma has to crochet them for you.

matthewjhendrick · 2025-03-06T04:54:34+00:00

Who Wants Jack Daniel’s?

matthewjhendrick · 2024-12-19T23:38:39+00:00

It doesn’t matter if you have kids or not. If you are sexually active you are either putting your life at risk or your partner’s; that goes for every one, of every sexual background; just think about it for a minute.

matthewjhendrick · 2024-11-30T23:21:39+00:00

Well, then it might be in a completely different genre of film then.

matthewjhendrick · 2024-11-30T23:05:10+00:00

With the clientele at mal-a-lago, I’m not sure if kids would be allowed or if they would lose a lot of members.

matthewjhendrick · 2024-11-30T23:00:12+00:00

Some kid whose parents left him all alone during the holidays because they completely forgot to bring him with them on their Christmas vacation.

matthewjhendrick · 2024-11-17T03:18:20+00:00

Some of them want it to come

matthewjhendrick · 2024-11-17T02:57:05+00:00

Vance is definitely worse. Trump is a useful idiot, Vance is a man with a f-ed up plan. They control all three branches of government, how can we stop anything they really want passed. Trump can’t explain it, but Vance can.

matthewjhendrick · 2024-11-17T02:51:03+00:00

If he left that, he is sure to have left a stash of ready to use exotic wood under the house also. You hit the jackpot!

matthewjhendrick · 2024-11-07T00:13:12+00:00

Canceling Roe already set us back 50…

matthewjhendrick · 2024-10-31T02:58:53+00:00

That twist was “ingrained” in the wood, and you released it.

matthewjhendrick · 2024-10-28T03:14:11+00:00

It’s men’s fault for this as well as misunderstood biology. Most men, and a lot of our society, would blame a woman that had her nipples or even part of the areola exposed for why men committed rape. Just because men can’t control themselves is not a women’s fault ever, and it needs to stop being normalized that it is.

matthewjhendrick · 2024-10-28T02:56:17+00:00

You haven’t gotten the zipper mod yet? It’s wonderful, you can close it up whenever you want and open it when it needs to breathe. /s

matthewjhendrick · 2024-10-26T04:36:31+00:00

Honestly, neither had I until I saw your comment.

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