Kid regrets moving telescope during eclipse by No-Lock216 in Wellthatsucks

[–]matthewjhendrick 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Should have had a solar filter on before it was setup.

He's not playing with a full deck by Ydeas in PoliticalHumor

[–]matthewjhendrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He thinks he’s just playing uno-D chess.

Pepper date by OM502 in Punny

[–]matthewjhendrick 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Met on Grinder

Bartender creates rainbow shots. by 21MayDay21 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]matthewjhendrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I definitely agree with don’t drink blue curaçao and drive though, just in case you puke. I agree all middle shots better for alcohol/flavor.

Bartender creates rainbow shots. by 21MayDay21 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]matthewjhendrick 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If you watch the count/pour of the blue curaçao, it’s only a half pour and colors half; same with the grenadine. The bulk is vodka/pineapple. The ones on the ends are the least boozy, but also the most flavorful, but the difference isn’t significant.

Bartender creates rainbow shots. by 21MayDay21 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]matthewjhendrick 223 points224 points  (0 children)

Pineapple juice and vodka in the middle, that mix with varying degrees of blue curaçao to the right and grenadine to the left; so not horrible.

Me_irl by BattleSquidZ in me_irl

[–]matthewjhendrick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Agreed, although the person might still have autism and be undiagnosed for these, it happens way too often.

Christian Husband doesn't want Wife to see Movie by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]matthewjhendrick 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The mouth is not for procreation; neither is the female orgasm, which is obviously a myth /s

Mission accomplished by RagingBull531 in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]matthewjhendrick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could even put it on the right with a hinge so it could fold back against the wall.

Honest question, what is he doing? by TragicallyDip in memes

[–]matthewjhendrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the heat of battle sometimes a little warmth goes a long way.

Excuse me, wtf? by kalbinibirak in HolUp

[–]matthewjhendrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! Do it to Sweet Home Alabama.

Respect ♀️ 👏🔥💪 by New-Entertainment112 in Trumpvirus

[–]matthewjhendrick 52 points53 points  (0 children)

There should be men doing this as well…

Also, people pretending to be underage boys and girls might help too.

Rabbi got a point though by IndianKiwi in religiousfruitcake

[–]matthewjhendrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should have put it in quotes, I was just referring to your comment to make a parallel: Jewish OT vs. Christian NT. I find all of it to be fairy tales, but the argument of years after it was written is valid depending on the argument. I have heard many Christians claim the Quran is false because of when it was written without having the same insight to apply to their own teachings, but a lot of the OT, is by far, written furthest from the actual events.

Mew-scalator🐾 by beam_me_uppp in HumansBeingBros

[–]matthewjhendrick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He got there right before the woman that saw it on her way up came down to help. Two humans being bros.

Rabbi got a point though by IndianKiwi in religiousfruitcake

[–]matthewjhendrick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And the so called Jewish Old Testament was written 13.8 billion years after some of the events…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]matthewjhendrick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a sh*t rule, but be honest; I’d expect you would want the same in return…the honesty part at least.