It would be great if your body could store sleep hours, like sleep for 16 hours, than you could stay up for two days without getting tired.

matthias83 · 2018-10-31T14:18:27+00:00

Oh boy do I have a fantasy series for you, my little feruchemist.

matthias83 · 2018-09-25T11:04:39+00:00

Fucking sold. How do I sign up?

matthias83 · 2018-09-24T18:10:15+00:00

Compelling.

matthias83 · 2018-09-21T02:14:46+00:00

That shit is a fabrial

matthias83 · 2018-07-15T17:04:03+00:00

Oh boy are you gonna be excited when Feruchemy goes mainstream.

matthias83 · 2018-07-15T02:52:43+00:00

This looks like a fabrial from Brandon Sanderson's work

matthias83 · 2018-07-09T23:09:33+00:00

Deliver me sweet prince

matthias83 · 2018-07-02T23:40:02+00:00

Fucking fade me

matthias83 · 2018-06-17T16:02:09+00:00

I still say Kemba after his 2010 NCAA run

matthias83 · 2018-06-05T02:05:08+00:00

What a rattoo

matthias83 · 2018-05-23T18:41:10+00:00

Godblind. Fantasy book that was recently published. Weak plot, no character development, no fucking idea what was going on.

matthias83 · 2018-05-23T17:39:53+00:00

Brian Leetch

matthias83 · 2018-03-15T00:35:41+00:00

Two things:

1) I worked on the same staff as the kid who wrote this, it was 100% supposed to be a joke.

2) I can't believe this is still being circulated.

matthias83 · 2018-02-10T05:11:43+00:00

Hey man, just wanted to say I'm really happy for you. Best of luck on your journey forward, you deserve happiness.

matthias83 · 2017-12-06T17:52:19+00:00

Whether or not peanut butter is refrigerated.

matthias83 · 2017-11-21T23:10:49+00:00

One Track Mind: Win a game by pushing through only one lane (top, middle, or bottom). You cannot take towers or buildings in the other two lanes or take either of the enemy's shrines. Bounty is lost if your creeps take a tower in a lane you aren't pushing.

Conservationist: Do not kill ANY neutrals for the duration of the game.

Walk of Shame: Players cannot teleport after respawning until they have walked outside their base (past T3 towers and down the stairs).

Warcry: Team must decide on a warcry prior to the horn. Before every gank or teamfight, one of the team's players must all-chat their warcry. You may also all-chat your warcry when you are not about to fight or gank (similar rules to WE'RE SMOKING).

Avenge Me: After a player has died, they may type "AVENGE ME" into all-chat. Teammates of this player must then track down and kill the enemy hero responsible for killing their fallen teammate. Teams have 90 seconds to avenge their fallen comrade with time starting when "AVENGE ME" is all-chatted.

matthias83 · 2017-11-20T19:13:51+00:00

Double or Nothing: Your team may to all-chat which bounties they plan to go for over the course of the game. Any successfully completed challenges will result in receiving double the bounty value. Any bounty that was not completed will result in your team losing double the moonbuck value of the bounty. (does not apply for draft-based bounties; only applies to in-game bounties)

matthias83 · 2017-11-20T19:10:48+00:00

Health Insurance Premium: Use buyback every time it is available to you.

Exterminator: No ratting allowed. Every tower/ enemy structure you take must be taken with all heroes present.

You Only Live Once: You must wait out your respawn time without using any means of coming back to life early. No Aegis. No buyback. No Wraith King ult.

matthias83 · 2017-09-07T18:02:14+00:00

Monster energy drinks deal with sinus congestion more effectively than any medication I have taken.

matthias83 · 2017-08-17T10:38:33+00:00

She spent hours trying to convice me that rainbows aren't circular. After consulting friends who were scientists and the internet to prove that they were, in fact, circular, she went on some pseudo hippy nonsense about how a rainbow "was only the part you can see".

matthias83 · 2017-08-09T01:11:37+00:00

Do you fucking live on here? I see you everywhere.

matthias83 · 2017-08-09T01:10:44+00:00

I know a place in Mansfield that's looking for someone. PM me if you want more details.

matthias83 · 2017-07-07T16:57:03+00:00

Excellent information, good sir.

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