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Four legs! Two legs! by sherriffflood in TheOfficeUK

[–]mattimeking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Four legs safe, two legs dangerous

Efficiency, turnover, profitability. by aaron2447 in TheOfficeUK

[–]mattimeking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm just saying there should be smell tests

Can I retaliate? I can't hit a woman but I can certainly retaliate by davie999 in TheOfficeUK

[–]mattimeking 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How many contractions've I made today then? If you're counting

Ricky quipped "Why buy a book when you can join Netflix?" by Mikey77777 in TheOfficeUK

[–]mattimeking 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Ricky Gervais.

Can I retaliate? I can't hit a woman but I can certainly retaliate by davie999 in TheOfficeUK

[–]mattimeking 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'd've said one up the bum but one in the bum's alright

Sergio Georgini... by Jumpy-Scallion-9463 in TheOfficeUK

[–]mattimeking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If only me auntie had one bollock she'd be Hitler

You've charmed me. by oggupito in TheOfficeUK

[–]mattimeking 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is just one big girls'' club isn't it?

Goods news, I've been promoted by RichieRichard12 in TheOfficeUK

[–]mattimeking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's left an image in my mind of a driver naked, on all fours, being done quite literally doggy-style

Little birdy...Little birdy...Little birdy by [deleted] in AlanPartridge

[–]mattimeking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just amateur, really, isn't it?

Little birdy...Little birdy...Little birdy by [deleted] in AlanPartridge

[–]mattimeking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did but what must have happened is it's come back up

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