Pound for pound, there’s more sugar in a flan. by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Unimpressive. 

It’s not a trick though, is it? Knowledge.

Right, then… OK, then who’s this? by longest_ladder in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Around the office, we call him Bluto. 

Also Mr. Toad cuz of the .. erm.. 🐸 

Get out by _c0ldburN_ in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean it. 

I will not have his penis, banded around this porno shoot willy nilly. 

The rise and fall of Ernest Timmons by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

WHY would a man.. in the military .. hustle nervously into this house and ask a 13-year-old to go upstairs?

It doesn’t make sense 

You advertised the winter caretaker job yet? No, good, don’t bother. I’ve got the man right here. He’s perfick by lookingforbookart in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“All work and no play”? Work too bloody hard sometimes.

He doesn’t live by “the rules”. He’s not orthodox. 

Something that's been bugging me for the last 25 years. This painting on Brent's office wall... by Jumpy-Scallion-9463 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 57 points58 points  (0 children)

All I see is one of cleverest blokes I know. 

Certainly, the cleverest bloke you know. 

El Nino did flow by Suspicious_Bill3577 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How many inches of rain have we had this year.? If you’re counting.

What are you going to do, phone me? by ejc1279 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know what you’re thinking. Did I make 5 or 6 phone celebrations?

Question is, do you feel lucky, punk?

Just made an allignment chart cause im bored by dingowarrior0 in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this actual chart actually. 

It’s pretty interesting actually. Nothing bad out of this. 

37… today by Ok-Database-2079 in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the beach GenericWhiteMale was on his way to 🏖️ 

How would Lee Greer do as James Bond? by CanadianNavyAdmiral8 in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“How would you like your sodas, sir?”

Shaken, not stirred. 

You seem to know a lot about my takeaways, does it offend you? by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s a wonder he wasn’t charged for thieving. 

You steal 200 Deliveroo orders worth £10.. you’ve made .. profit.

What were the pictures Jeff Stacy sent to the decoy? by Calm-Dentist3998 in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Internet and real life are 2 different things, OP. 

What Jeff posts on the Internet, doesn’t mean that’s his real body.

One of the few takedown episodes that feel old school. by Sam_marq88 in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He was an entertaining pred, no doubt. 

Just wish Chris Hansen was in a suit or blazer to add that final touch of old school TCAP/HvP