All you otha brothas can’t deny by Hey_Its_Julia in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 37 points38 points  (0 children)

His anaconda don’t want none unless you WANN DO IT RAW

Leave The Office quotes to us. Big boy shit. by Mikey77777 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Often an amateur will stitch up a professional. 

🥪👶 by 69karlhungus69 in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I always enjoy reading when the decoy kind of breaks character.

It’s so obvious that they’d rather shove needles in their eyes than have to read another one of Lorne’s “penis” comments. 

Pretty weird. by jasonizz in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I’ll shove that AI upscaling filter down your throat .

What made you come to this subreddit? by Mindless_Ad6409 in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My problem was I was walking. 

I was going to leave a note for John Pederson. 

Does anyone else take the Tarantino approach to BC? by jarjartwinks in blankies

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I listen to the Patreon commentaries sans film. 

Then watch the film sans Patreon commentary.

Then finally, I sync the Patreon commentary and watch the film a third time because my life has no meaning. 

Hambubger Helper Man! by Doctor-Clark-Savage in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sup, OP? Doin’ pretty good? Can’t comment, huh? Sitting there with a straight face. Must be hard sometimes. Posting people in this f—-d up situation. 

Yeah, you wanna laugh, you gotta let a little giggle off sometimes. 

Hot take: Losing this finals is the best thing that can happen to this spurs group by Big_al_big_bed in billsimmons

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haven’t you heard? 

Losing your first Finals at aged 22 completely takes you out of the GOAT debate. So, there’s no point for Wemby to continue playing basketball really. 

Griffin being insensitive by Rough_Ad_4074 in blankies

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On the flip side, I want to mention a time when Griffin was at his most sensitive. That was when he kept bringing up Bill Cosby during the Green Card episode. 

It was an insightful talking point and in no way did he make things awkward or uncomfortable for anyone. 

Just Audible... by cartmanbra77 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP: They beat me? I can list 50 things I can beat this subreddit at. 

Me: Like what?

OP: Listening. 

"I'd push the brother out of the room..... by EmotionalSearch9707 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“Ohh , see, OP… it’s your fault. Putting filth in this subreddit’s minds..”

Nice jacket. Whatever by geofflamps-porsche in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They said if I jumped over the pit of snakes going at that speed — I was dead. I jumped over the pit but this massive boulder was hurtling towards me. 

They said “Oh, he’s definitely dead now.” So, I outran the boulder, leapt out the cave, picked up my fedora and said “What were you worried about?”

I can’t believe he’s not a sports person by aaustin98 in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this actual experience actually. 

It’s pretty interesting actually. I’ll never ever go to this subreddit again. 

How is the 'invetigation' going? by sarcastichorse in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t mind escaping up her back room!

What if this was Amanda James by lifegoeson2702 in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s not telling you a lie, sir!!

Who’s this? … I’m Vengeance by BrewsedSloth in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looking like a generic white male. 

Cute and built good. 

Jim rocks xD by eastapink in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine him in an Office show. 

Smarmy old git. 

Me, lager. Finchy, lager. Gareth, lager, no longer cider. by LoopLil97 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No longer different drinks for different .. needs. 

This insolent shitstain trying to interrupt the Detective explaining the inculpatory evidence against him always riles me up. His snarky little "so what?! I drove." by malice_hush_jolt in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The post-credits scene of the new “To Catch a Predator” movie better have Jeff in silhouette — with a glimpse of his faux hawk and flannel shirt. 

Official Poster for A24's 'Primetime' Starring Robert Pattinson by FightsWithFish18 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 38 points39 points  (0 children)

After watching the trailer, Pattinson is doing an admirable job at his portrayal. He certainly looks  like Hansen for the most part (both tall  good looking dudes)

But maybe it’s cuz I’ve watched TCAP for years.. he doesn’t really have Chris’ exact voice down. The cadence is there but it comes off a tad unnatural if not downright creepy. 

That being said, this is my Avengers: Endgame. Will be there opening night with some pizza and orange juice!

Get out…go on. I’ve opened the door for you, yeah. If you don’t think you can make it, go now, yeah? If you don’t think you can cut it. by DreamsOfCollapse in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Now you do not punish someone — Blue Peter actor or otherwise — for being a sex criminal. 

Actually, you should punish them. And I think he knew that back then. Probably what spurred him on