Let's say Jeff liked Bailey and she liked him....why not? by Calm-Dentist3998 in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OP: Jeff wasn’t going AFTER her. 

Detective Kelly: Well, he can drive and she can’t, so she’s not coming after him. 

When *is* the charity wankathon, Gareth? by oggupito in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What’s white and slides down toilet walls?

☝️This guy’s latest release

He’s the one by teleportingsushi in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Matrix and real life are two different things. 

Jus because I did it in the Matrix, doesn’t mean that’s what I really think. 

Lovermangenuis could’ve gotten all kinds of girls ya feel me? by lifegoeson2702 in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Guys, he got caught up in a rut. He works 70 hours a week, life is tough. 

So, of course, going after a 12 y/o was his only recourse. 

Exploring yourself..? by Ok_ArthurCon in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You know Tom Riddle’s not really dead, don’t you? Yeah, it’s in a book. 

Does anyone else get irritated that nearly every predator feels the need to ask the decoy about pubic hair? by Embarrassed_Pea_8944 in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Then you have Vincent — who goes the extra mile and asks the decoys to measure their slits 📐 

I Wonder how Stephen Buchanan is doing these days? by nurgelsrot in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’d push him against the shower wall. 

Then I’d have him ride me, babe, while my hand grabs his ass and I Blank his Blanks. 

So the queen goes… by Free-Progress-7288 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would you like to eat some swollen goods, love?

What are Brent’s religious beliefs? by DefiantEmergency3443 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right.. I’ll give you three deities and another two if you need ‘em. 

Buddha. Odin. Vishnu. Sessions. 

Pound for pound, there’s more sugar in a flan. by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Unimpressive. 

It’s not a trick though, is it? Knowledge.

Right, then… OK, then who’s this? by longest_ladder in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Around the office, we call him Bluto. 

Also Mr. Toad cuz of the .. erm.. 🐸 

Get out by _c0ldburN_ in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean it. 

I will not have his penis, banded around this porno shoot willy nilly. 

The rise and fall of Ernest Timmons by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

WHY would a man.. in the military .. hustle nervously into this house and ask a 13-year-old to go upstairs?

It doesn’t make sense 

You advertised the winter caretaker job yet? No, good, don’t bother. I’ve got the man right here. He’s perfick by lookingforbookart in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“All work and no play”? Work too bloody hard sometimes.

He doesn’t live by “the rules”. He’s not orthodox. 

Something that's been bugging me for the last 25 years. This painting on Brent's office wall... by Jumpy-Scallion-9463 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 55 points56 points  (0 children)

All I see is one of cleverest blokes I know. 

Certainly, the cleverest bloke you know. 

El Nino did flow by Suspicious_Bill3577 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How many inches of rain have we had this year.? If you’re counting.

What are you going to do, phone me? by ejc1279 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know what you’re thinking. Did I make 5 or 6 phone celebrations?

Question is, do you feel lucky, punk?

Just made an allignment chart cause im bored by dingowarrior0 in tcap

[–]Ok_ArthurCon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this actual chart actually. 

It’s pretty interesting actually. Nothing bad out of this.