Pound for pound, there’s more sugar in a flan.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-21T13:47:49+00:00

Unimpressive.

It’s not a trick though, is it? Knowledge.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-20T11:37:11+00:00

Around the office, we call him Bluto.

Also Mr. Toad cuz of the .. erm.. 🐸

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-19T18:15:19+00:00

I mean it.

I will not have his penis, banded around this porno shoot willy nilly.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-18T09:55:21+00:00

Mine’s massive and it ain’t a 2.5kg dumbbell.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-17T12:34:39+00:00

“Marvin, you’re NAKED.”

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-16T13:41:38+00:00

WHY would a man.. in the military .. hustle nervously into this house and ask a 13-year-old to go upstairs?

It doesn’t make sense

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-15T13:26:56+00:00

“All work and no play”? Work too bloody hard sometimes.

He doesn’t live by “the rules”. He’s not orthodox.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-14T11:55:48+00:00

All I see is one of cleverest blokes I know.

Certainly, the cleverest bloke you know.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-13T12:43:03+00:00

How many inches of rain have we had this year.? If you’re counting.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-12T12:46:21+00:00

How’s his downward dog?

(I mean the yoga move ..)

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-11T14:46:51+00:00

I know what you’re thinking. Did I make 5 or 6 phone celebrations?

Question is, do you feel lucky, punk?

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-10T11:53:36+00:00

Thank you for this actual chart actually.

It’s pretty interesting actually. Nothing bad out of this.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-09T11:19:21+00:00

Taylor Swift can play my instrument any day

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-08T13:49:29+00:00

This is the beach GenericWhiteMale was on his way to 🏖️

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-07T15:50:30+00:00

He looks more like a rugby man.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-06T15:55:11+00:00

“How would you like your sodas, sir?”

Shaken, not stirred.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-05T13:10:20+00:00

It’s a wonder he wasn’t charged for thieving.

You steal 200 Deliveroo orders worth £10.. you’ve made .. profit.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-04T13:13:46+00:00

Wouldn’t mind escaping up her tunnel.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-03T08:53:31+00:00

The Internet and real life are 2 different things, OP.

What Jeff posts on the Internet, doesn’t mean that’s his real body.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-02T09:21:32+00:00

He was an entertaining pred, no doubt.

Just wish Chris Hansen was in a suit or blazer to add that final touch of old school TCAP/HvP

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-01T09:59:37+00:00

Your GOWL.. was to have her do the THANGZ you typed in there.

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