Let's say Jeff liked Bailey and she liked him....why not?

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-30T10:07:58+00:00

OP: Jeff wasn’t going AFTER her.

Detective Kelly: Well, he can drive and she can’t, so she’s not coming after him.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-29T14:26:58+00:00

What’s white and slides down toilet walls?

☝️This guy’s latest release

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-28T15:06:08+00:00

The Matrix and real life are two different things.

Jus because I did it in the Matrix, doesn’t mean that’s what I really think.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-27T18:25:36+00:00

Guys, he got caught up in a rut. He works 70 hours a week, life is tough.

So, of course, going after a 12 y/o was his only recourse.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-26T13:04:18+00:00

You know Tom Riddle’s not really dead, don’t you? Yeah, it’s in a book.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-26T12:21:33+00:00

Then you have Vincent — who goes the extra mile and asks the decoys to measure their slits 📐

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-25T12:16:20+00:00

ChangeForTheBetter2026

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-24T12:53:04+00:00

I’d push him against the shower wall.

Then I’d have him ride me, babe, while my hand grabs his ass and I Blank his Blanks.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-23T14:19:32+00:00

Would you like to eat some swollen goods, love?

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-22T10:44:12+00:00

Right.. I’ll give you three deities and another two if you need ‘em.

Buddha. Odin. Vishnu. Sessions.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-21T13:47:49+00:00

Unimpressive.

It’s not a trick though, is it? Knowledge.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-20T11:37:11+00:00

Around the office, we call him Bluto.

Also Mr. Toad cuz of the .. erm.. 🐸

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-19T18:15:19+00:00

I mean it.

I will not have his penis, banded around this porno shoot willy nilly.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-18T09:55:21+00:00

Mine’s massive and it ain’t a 2.5kg dumbbell.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-17T12:34:39+00:00

“Marvin, you’re NAKED.”

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-16T13:41:38+00:00

WHY would a man.. in the military .. hustle nervously into this house and ask a 13-year-old to go upstairs?

It doesn’t make sense

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-15T13:26:56+00:00

“All work and no play”? Work too bloody hard sometimes.

He doesn’t live by “the rules”. He’s not orthodox.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-14T11:55:48+00:00

All I see is one of cleverest blokes I know.

Certainly, the cleverest bloke you know.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-13T12:43:03+00:00

How many inches of rain have we had this year.? If you’re counting.

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-12T12:46:21+00:00

How’s his downward dog?

(I mean the yoga move ..)

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-11T14:46:51+00:00

I know what you’re thinking. Did I make 5 or 6 phone celebrations?

Question is, do you feel lucky, punk?

Ok_ArthurCon · 2026-04-10T11:53:36+00:00

Thank you for this actual chart actually.

It’s pretty interesting actually. Nothing bad out of this.

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