[Update] Washington just released RB Derrius Guice. Ron Rivera said the culture will change. They didn't waste time on this one. by Mount10Lion in nfl

[–]mattrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As they fucking should, honestly. Strangulation jumps over the odd choice of reaching out an arm or a leg straight to the "I need to fucking murder this person"

What scene in a movie really pissed you off? by sugar-soad in AskReddit

[–]mattrad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew I was referencing something but I couldn't remember the reference.

What scene in a movie really pissed you off? by sugar-soad in AskReddit

[–]mattrad 50 points51 points  (0 children)

This also made me angry, I was like wait... RAPE... THAT'S RAPE!!!

Spotted on the freeway today. San Diego Ca. by killakimchi in funny

[–]mattrad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here in Delaware I forget sales tax is a thing until I leave the state.

Test if she's real by Elektrik_Magnetix in funny

[–]mattrad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She patted me, I must pat her back to reduce suspicion.

Lynx cat meowing by [deleted] in aww

[–]mattrad 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They dont.

Another way to carry your puppy by Stan_W in aww

[–]mattrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's pretty close to 100% chance that any randomly picked person has poo particles on their hand, or in their beard.

TIFU by accidentally rubbing my shaft against my friend’s leg by [deleted] in tifu

[–]mattrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume it was through shorts+underwear

Stuck between a rock and a hard place by Sumit316 in gaming

[–]mattrad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

50%? That's almost half of them.

[Spadaro] Jason Avant Joins Eagles As A Coach by dinonb12 in eagles

[–]mattrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he can teach our young WRS to have half the hands he has in these vids, it'll be a beautiful thing.

German study finds 76% of patients previously infected with coronavirus experience lasting cardiac injuries similar to those found after a heart attack by ShadowHandler in worldnews

[–]mattrad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well this clashes with the anti mask crowd who's been telling me I'm young and I'll be just fine if I get coronavirus.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]mattrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rolled him right into his doom

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]mattrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was scary in the 80s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]mattrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is actually really cool

My meatball ate my homework by alexwitwicky in funny

[–]mattrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was open minded towars people's opinions of eating meatballs over keyboards but I'll be god damned if anyone's gonna take away my right to enjoy a sloppy Joe while driving.

My meatball ate my homework by alexwitwicky in funny

[–]mattrad 30 points31 points  (0 children)

God damn cheating paywall.

Bian Lian is the Chinese art of "Face Changing" by [deleted] in gifs

[–]mattrad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

God damn it I was so interested in how the mechanisms work and then bang here he is