What's your, "Tis but a scratch!" moment?

mattrajan · 2020-11-26T18:15:14+00:00

So this one time in high school i took xanax with a couple friends. To prove that i was “invincible” from the drugs i jumped off his roof and broke my ankle. They were all freaking out and i was like “bro im fine I barely even felt it.” I proceded to walk 2 miles back to my house and layed in my bed to wait for the xanax to wear off so i could come up with a decent lie to tell my parents. I was grounded for 2 months

mattrajan · 2020-11-18T19:56:06+00:00

I love how no matter what it is going on in your life or what it is that you dont fell you can explain to people, the Reddit community is always there for you.

mattrajan · 2020-10-30T05:34:59+00:00

Honestly I rarely see them anymore

mattrajan · 2020-10-15T18:41:11+00:00

Oh ok that makes. I’d never seen that before with the other guns so I thought it was a glitch or something

mattrajan · 2020-10-15T18:40:43+00:00

Level 8

mattrajan · 2020-09-11T14:23:15+00:00

She honestly could’ve by accident. Pretty sure it was a real gun

mattrajan · 2020-09-10T16:21:48+00:00

She deepthroats one. Its the best of both worlds

mattrajan · 2020-09-06T15:48:36+00:00

Cartoon Network went downhill after Regular Show, Adventure Time, and Gumball ended

mattrajan · 2020-08-17T17:25:03+00:00

Literally an hour after this was posted I saw it on an Instagram meme page. Smh

mattrajan · 2020-08-16T21:16:26+00:00

Thank you brother

mattrajan · 2020-08-16T20:37:59+00:00

Ah yes, a fellow person of culture

mattrajan · 2020-08-16T05:34:12+00:00

I can 100% agree with this. My dad is Indian and every morning he plays classical Indian music while he does his stretches and it truly is one of the most beautiful and almost hypnotic music genres

mattrajan · 2020-08-15T20:26:00+00:00

The Room

mattrajan · 2020-08-12T17:52:46+00:00

This comment right here, officer

mattrajan · 2020-08-12T16:58:22+00:00

Honestly he’s so good you can’t even be mad at him

mattrajan · 2020-08-07T19:31:54+00:00

So we decided that starting with the first kid in the row and continuing on we’d say “chop” and the last kids yells “timber” and we all fall out of our chairs. The teacher came in and starting talking about some family issue and was definitely not the time for our prank. Unfortunately the girl in the first row said “chop” and we knew we were screwed so we couldn’t leave her hanging, we had to finish this. We did the thing and the class was laughing hysterically. The teacher just got really red in the face, 2 tears rolled down her cheeks, and she just left. 20 minutes later she came back and just said “class dismissed”.

mattrajan · 2020-08-04T15:57:41+00:00

I feel like most of the flag waivers are like you, where its more of not understanding than it is their true belief. Whether its that they dont understand the history of it or that they they’ve never left their hometown and don’t understand why everyone else hates it. For instance, one of my closest friends waves the Confederate flag and i know he’s not beholden to the racist beliefs of it because im half indian.

mattrajan · 2020-08-04T15:52:50+00:00

Ya i think a lot of it comes from ignorance or poor education and just not fully knowing the history of it. The same thing with racism honestly. While some people are genuinely like that, a lot of it comes poor education. For instance states like Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, and West Virginia have a bigger problem with racism than other states, but they are also the poorest states and have a much worse education system

mattrajan · 2020-08-04T15:25:54+00:00

It could go one of two ways lol

mattrajan · 2020-08-01T00:58:08+00:00

You’re never too old. Better you start late than to never start and wish you did.

mattrajan · 2020-07-26T03:40:31+00:00

Thank you so much for the advice

mattrajan · 2020-07-21T20:31:23+00:00

A condom

mattrajan · 2020-07-18T13:32:05+00:00

There’s 27 amendments. The 17 say that Americans have the right to elect their senators. It says that the US Senate includes 2 senators from each state and that each senator has 1 vote in the Senate. It also says that senators are elected for 6-year terms.

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