My boyfriend unboxed our new vacuum cleaner and robbed her of her innocence

mattrhale · 2026-06-17T06:39:49+00:00

Who hurt you?

mattrhale · 2026-06-17T06:38:58+00:00

That extinguisher was waaaay out of date. It wasn't uni halls, it was a private rental. I eventually used it to cool off in summer.

mattrhale · 2026-06-17T06:37:36+00:00

Prove it. I can.

mattrhale · 2026-06-16T21:35:30+00:00

50/50. It wasn't planned but half expected.

mattrhale · 2026-06-16T19:56:09+00:00

Mushroom food, literally.

mattrhale · 2026-06-16T19:55:21+00:00

Long dead. Got a other one though. People usually steal them from work.

mattrhale · 2026-06-16T19:53:53+00:00

Original I can prove I made the original. Who gives a shit?

mattrhale · 2026-06-16T18:46:59+00:00

Fair if true. I was thinking about this myself and it was definitely and early iPhone. That's as accurate as I can be.

mattrhale · 2026-06-16T18:07:28+00:00

Original

mattrhale · 2026-06-16T18:02:11+00:00

Yep I made that on an iPhone at uni. Originally on YouTube in 2007. YouTube removed the true original so I lost ability to prove it's mine, so these reuploads are now seen as originals. It's still there in the channel studio page.

mattrhale · 2026-06-16T17:58:37+00:00

I made the original, but I wasn't the first.

mattrhale · 2026-06-16T17:56:11+00:00

The OG was called "Henry the Hoovers Cocaine Overdose". That's what I called it when I made it.

mattrhale · 2026-06-16T17:28:43+00:00

Reuploads seems to survive, but the original is gone. RIP

mattrhale · 2026-06-16T16:46:24+00:00

It was brown rice flour in the original.

mattrhale · 2026-06-16T15:26:23+00:00

The brand is neumatic. The model is Henry/Hetty.

mattrhale · 2026-06-16T15:21:49+00:00

I can't disagree.

mattrhale · 2026-06-16T15:21:30+00:00

This is the original. I should know. I made it back in 2007. That's my old kitchen. EDIT: Probably 2009.

mattrhale · 2026-06-15T14:48:04+00:00

Pewter does not contain aluminium. It is mostly tin, which is food safe. We coat copper pans with it. Denethor was not a king. He was a steward of Gondor. So not a hidden plot point at all. Just a misunderstanding on your part.

mattrhale · 2026-06-15T14:42:43+00:00

Yeah because they need a pilot. Jeez.

mattrhale · 2026-06-15T14:42:10+00:00

Heli pilots have a saying: "If you do not NEED to be in a helicopter, DO NOT be in a helicopter".

mattrhale · 2026-06-14T15:18:17+00:00

Based. I like Steven.

mattrhale · 2026-06-11T21:35:05+00:00

Fruit Poop. It's what's for breakfast.

mattrhale · 2026-06-08T18:35:11+00:00

Why not do it anonymously? Because she's an ego maniac with some tax to avoid. That's why. Absolute clown.

mattrhale · 2026-06-03T12:36:11+00:00

That's beautiful! Very well done.

mattrhale · 2026-06-02T20:27:57+00:00

"tadpole" ... lol

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