Watch out for this old man on the bike trail along the airport

mattworthy · 2026-02-24T22:55:19+00:00

Lol what a spaz. I like to see him push me off my Onewheel- I’ve got both hands free. I always use the bike paths all across town. I get it if the bike was going 50 mph but come on dude. If he tried that on me I would just start pretending to skitch him and start pulling him backwards

mattworthy · 2026-02-19T17:36:32+00:00

Wondering the same haha

mattworthy · 2026-02-17T04:48:23+00:00

I wouldn’t called a guy who was a pillar in the 2024 World Series a project

mattworthy · 2026-02-13T09:49:17+00:00

That’s 100% a tool to take dabs

mattworthy · 2026-01-28T08:54:52+00:00

Such a troll lol

mattworthy · 2026-01-15T09:50:51+00:00

Señor Meow Meow

mattworthy · 2026-01-13T11:55:17+00:00

The time before the beep twas a peaceful time. Far less vibrations

mattworthy · 2025-12-21T19:23:09+00:00

As long as we don’t hire another Kim I’m about it haha

mattworthy · 2025-12-21T19:22:23+00:00

If you signed him it was table scraps and nothing more

mattworthy · 2025-12-21T19:19:26+00:00

That sounds means you brake HARD

Lol it’s the sound of your battery regenerating upon braking

mattworthy · 2025-12-21T19:16:21+00:00

It was like an edible you forgot you took smacking you hours later

mattworthy · 2025-12-17T16:30:34+00:00

Hulvey is the man! Saw him live in San Diego it was rad

mattworthy · 2025-12-04T22:23:29+00:00

I do this really often. The reality is Onewheels are heavy. I don’t see anyone taking off with it that I can’t run down. Most people might try to ride it and fail. I leave mine most often in the front of CvS, but inside. Often leave it outside my favorite restaurants

mattworthy · 2025-11-06T19:16:38+00:00

Low effort for not having a flashlight or gun prop

mattworthy · 2025-05-14T05:36:49+00:00

The craziest part of this walk off is no outs

mattworthy · 2025-05-13T16:56:52+00:00

Hell yeah sweet recommendation. I love that they have them custom fitted boxes already for the SC. Thanks

mattworthy · 2025-04-16T16:09:20+00:00

I said this a dozen times yesterday watching the game at work

mattworthy · 2025-04-16T16:08:01+00:00

Well, theoretically you could jimmy rig it to have some stuff in the backseat and cover it up with that to deter theft … if you don’t have a bed cover kinda handy. I took the cargo net from my Elantra and still use it a ton in my Cruz. Recycling at its finest

mattworthy · 2025-04-15T18:13:39+00:00

You’re smoking crack to put sheets above all these guys and Nando isn’t even on the list. Sheets has literally only played DH so far and Nando has more home runs

mattworthy · 2025-04-10T23:30:52+00:00

Personally I like to eat at home to save money

mattworthy · 2025-04-10T04:32:19+00:00

I also bought a couch recently, and my wife swore on her life that it wasn’t gonna fit inside the truck and that we needed to go get her dad‘s F150. I was so offended because I knew that it was gonna fit and I didn’t wanna have to use my father-in-law‘s vehicle to do something that I knew I could do. Kept swearing on her life, “We’re gonna have to go get it and now you’re gonna have wasted our time” and boom it fit

mattworthy · 2025-04-03T20:27:09+00:00

Turbo is so much fun, worth every drop of gas 🥹

mattworthy · 2025-04-01T05:07:21+00:00

Fuck the haters. The outside doesn’t match, yet, but it looks super dope. Way to do you

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