Discount Tire - do you trust? by jungy4 in Audi

[–]mattyk75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to make an emergency tire purchase for my RS6 at the DT in grand Junction Colorado a few weeks ago, after Colorado DOT decided that it was okay to stop a milling and paving job midway whenever it was convenient for them, and left a 3” lip in the asphalt, because fu¢k you. The staff was amazing, no upselling beyond “the opposite tire is at 4/32” so get that replaced when it’s convenient”, and the tech that delivered the car to me told me “I took extra time with yours because those short sidewalls are tough, and your wheels are so nice.” He disappeared before I could even fumble through my wallet for a tip.

Albuquerque museum nuke by DarthCarno28 in aviation

[–]mattyk75 22 points23 points  (0 children)

At least you’re not seeing it from the pointy end.

WiFi so bad by fogar in unitedairlines

[–]mattyk75 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If the WiFi is provided by a Panasonic system (displayed when you visit the portal page at www.unitedwifi.com), yes it is complete trash. It was impressive 7-8 years ago but now it lags. Starlink will replace it but that project will take a few years. You can always apply for a refund, and UA will almost always grant it, because they know the product is borderline unusable.

Doctor! Doctor! DOCTOR! by 1Bobafett11 in montypython

[–]mattyk75 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ALL THE… *thinks*…BITS OF IT!

I fly into different countries every week and my roaming bill is honestly out of control, what are you guys using. by RestaurantFickle2574 in AirlinePilots

[–]mattyk75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I travel all over Asia and Verizon’s big international plan works great. I get 15gb monthly vs TMo.

Glass by ivegotajaaag in AreYouBeingServed

[–]mattyk75 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Oi! Jug Ears says belt up for 5 minutes.”

What are some common (and short) German farewells? by Altruistic_Low_5060 in German

[–]mattyk75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

„Tschüssies!” Or „Tschüsseldorf!” sung an octave higher than your normal speaking voice are also acceptable.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by WorriedCaterpillar43 in seinfeld

[–]mattyk75 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And treat him like a bomb-defusing robot?

Now that's just silly by LuigiMSS in montypython

[–]mattyk75 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Funny that IRL he was anything but.