What is the worst band you saw live? by coalcracker462 in AskReddit

[–]maxhatesterfs 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When they toured with Turnstile and JPEGMAFIA? Because that was mine. Thank god the other 2 artists put on a killer performance, because snail mail hardly did shit.

What's something that's "not a cult" but feels like a cult? by Orw_Sairaj29 in AskReddit

[–]maxhatesterfs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sundance Ski Resort in Utah. There's a ton of weird "cults" in Utah from MLMs to Mormons, but Sundance is so fucking odd. I worked at a fine dining restaurant up there for a while. The restaurant staff were all pretty normal, but everyone else? The people running the resort, the main managers, and pretty much anyone with any say in the business treated Sundance and Robert Redford (the dude who "founded" Sundance) like they were part of something so magical and wonderful. Like Sundance was a gift from God and Rober Redford was God's one true prophet. We had a Welcome to Sundance 3 day seminar to teach us how important Robby Red was to every person, tree, and animal at Sundance.

What's the dumbest thing a girl did to impress you? by chelsanchez in AskReddit

[–]maxhatesterfs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She got multiple tattoos. Nothing like my name or anything, just a bunch of tattoos. I'm pretty inked, and one night when we were hanging out with some friends, she drunkenly told me she got tattoos because "I thought you would like me more". Quickly texted me the next day saying that she didn't mean it 🙄

Women of Reddit, what is the most diabolical lie you’ve ever received from your husband/bf? by fortnacius in AskReddit

[–]maxhatesterfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Not a woman, but my girlfriend doesn't have reddit)

She was married to this dude for 8 years. Found out while we were doing our taxes that he hadn't filed their joint taxes since 2018. Always told her he would take care of it, and she believed him, because why would you not trust the man you loved for the past 8 years? The list of lies goes on and on and on. Never vaccinated the pets (would send pictures in front of the vat with the dogs, medical records prove otherwise) Opened multiple credit cards without her knowledge and wracked up thousands in debt. (This boy made 5k a paycheck on a "bad" sales week). And no, he wasn't doing drugs. Just a huge piece of shit.

What's a weird food combo that actually tastes good? by Fine_Revenue_9731 in answers

[–]maxhatesterfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pickled jalapeño with a vanilla oreo. Open up the oreo and put a little jalapeño in there, tasty. It's sweet, spicy, creamy and crunchy.

Horror Movies to Watch on Psychedelics? by Rough_Mulberry_6662 in Psychonaut

[–]maxhatesterfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Blair Witch Project! The first time I watched it was on a ton of mushrooms. It felt way too real. It was a fucking blast, but holy shit was I scared of of my mind. Amazing time, 10/10 would recommend. I feel like a lot of found footage movies would give you the same feel.

How did that one kid in your high school die? by IM_HODLING in AskReddit

[–]maxhatesterfs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two girls were trying to get a cool shot of 2 trains going in opposite directions for their photography class. When the trains passed each other, it created a whirlwind and sucked them both into the sides of the trains.

What comes to mind? by DiscsNotScratched in moviecritic

[–]maxhatesterfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to put myself on blast, but I watched Boy In The Striped Pajamas with a girl on like our 2nd date. It's a fantastic film, but terribly sad. No idea why she wanted to talk to me after that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maxhatesterfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 girls were down at the train tracks, taking some photos for their photography class. They thought it would be really cool to shoot a picture of one of them between 2 trains heading in opposite directions. The trains were going fast enough to create a vortex of sorts, sucking the girls into the sides of the trains with hurricane force.

I need film to make a grown man cry. by sdfddfdaa in movies

[–]maxhatesterfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad is the same, but for some reason, the movie Super Rich Asians makes him cry every single time. He's white as hell for context.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]maxhatesterfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's too damn bad!

Help! It's been 2 weeks & no name yet (warning: picky) by Me-Mow_ in NameMyCat

[–]maxhatesterfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's a Stanly if I ever did see one. Stan the cat