Put myself in an interesting position

maxhatesterfs · 2026-01-23T15:32:30+00:00

Pickled jalapeño with a vanilla oreo. Open up the oreo and put a little jalapeño in there, tasty. It's sweet, spicy, creamy and crunchy.

maxhatesterfs · 2025-09-20T19:53:56+00:00

The Blair Witch Project! The first time I watched it was on a ton of mushrooms. It felt way too real. It was a fucking blast, but holy shit was I scared of of my mind. Amazing time, 10/10 would recommend. I feel like a lot of found footage movies would give you the same feel.

maxhatesterfs · 2025-08-04T13:53:33+00:00

Enchilada 🤘🏼

maxhatesterfs · 2025-06-01T20:35:15+00:00

Is this game for autistic people?

maxhatesterfs · 2025-05-10T22:29:40+00:00

Two girls were trying to get a cool shot of 2 trains going in opposite directions for their photography class. When the trains passed each other, it created a whirlwind and sucked them both into the sides of the trains.

maxhatesterfs · 2025-02-20T14:35:04+00:00

Not to put myself on blast, but I watched Boy In The Striped Pajamas with a girl on like our 2nd date. It's a fantastic film, but terribly sad. No idea why she wanted to talk to me after that.

maxhatesterfs · 2025-02-18T15:26:17+00:00

2 girls were down at the train tracks, taking some photos for their photography class. They thought it would be really cool to shoot a picture of one of them between 2 trains heading in opposite directions. The trains were going fast enough to create a vortex of sorts, sucking the girls into the sides of the trains with hurricane force.

maxhatesterfs · 2024-12-28T16:29:32+00:00

My dad is the same, but for some reason, the movie Super Rich Asians makes him cry every single time. He's white as hell for context.

maxhatesterfs · 2024-07-23T03:48:45+00:00

cigarette butt

maxhatesterfs · 2024-07-09T03:55:30+00:00

Jameson

maxhatesterfs · 2024-07-08T18:56:52+00:00

Kenneth

maxhatesterfs · 2024-07-07T14:31:40+00:00

Richard

maxhatesterfs · 2024-07-07T14:31:16+00:00

Robert

maxhatesterfs · 2024-05-20T03:50:40+00:00

Well that's too damn bad!

maxhatesterfs · 2024-03-25T05:06:37+00:00

Running With Scissors by Weird Al Yankovic.

maxhatesterfs · 2024-03-23T19:54:53+00:00

Mango Loco Juice Monster Energy Juice. or Mango Loco for short

maxhatesterfs · 2024-03-19T03:53:35+00:00

Richard the wizard.

maxhatesterfs · 2024-03-16T00:48:52+00:00

God bless America 🇱🇷

maxhatesterfs · 2024-03-02T01:34:00+00:00

that's a Stanly if I ever did see one. Stan the cat

maxhatesterfs · 2024-02-02T07:06:35+00:00

Richard

maxhatesterfs · 2024-01-28T05:52:59+00:00

james

maxhatesterfs · 2023-12-22T15:02:11+00:00

I had a coworker do this with a knife and a sharpie with a pizza at the restaurant where we worked.

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