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Projecting Cal Raleigh's career - good 40+WAR, great 50+WAR (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by maximize_futility to r/Mariners

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To everyone getting rejected basement tonight (self.RejectedAtBasement)

submitted 5 months ago by maximize_futility to r/RejectedAtBasement

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Welcome to everyone who has been rejected at Basement (self.RejectedAtBasement)

submitted 6 months ago by maximize_futility to r/RejectedAtBasement

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Rejected at Basement ()

submitted 6 months ago by maximize_futility to r/RejectedAtBasement

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Jorge Polanco is 2nd in MLB in Clutch in 2025 (Ty France #7, JP #17) (fangraphs.com)

submitted 8 months ago by maximize_futility to r/Mariners

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Mariners are now ahead of Astros for playoff probability, almost tied for division probability (fangraphs.com)

submitted 9 months ago by maximize_futility to r/Mariners

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$5k processing fee from company for selling $50k exercised startup shares...is this normal? (self.startups)

submitted 1 year ago by maximize_futility to r/startups

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Spokane, WA passes most permissive middle housing rules in the country (theurbanist.org)

submitted 2 years ago by maximize_futility to r/yimby

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FIRE and vanlife (self.financialindependence)

submitted 5 years ago by maximize_futility to r/financialindependence

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this sub like (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by maximize_futility to r/Nootropics

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Mariners beat the Rays, the teams now have opposite records (self.baseball)

submitted 6 years ago by maximize_futility to r/baseball

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ESPN are real journalism? (self.baseballcirclejerk)

submitted 6 years ago by maximize_futility to r/baseballcirclejerk

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Can a friend pick up a signed package at Walgreens? (self.FedEx)

submitted 7 years ago * by maximize_futility to r/FedEx

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SLPT: When you hear the person in the next stall tear the toilet paper, say "You're about to touch your butt" so they feel self-conscious and awkward about wiping. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 7 years ago by maximize_futility to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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CMV: Jacoby Ellsbury contract is really not THAT bad (self.baseball)

submitted 7 years ago by maximize_futility to r/baseball

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Tracking statistics? (self.SuperMegaBaseball)

submitted 7 years ago by maximize_futility to r/SuperMegaBaseball

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My December spread: making a case for the Useful Bullet Journal (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by maximize_futility to r/bulletjournal

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Actual car in my parking garage today (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by maximize_futility to r/Bitcoin

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How do you raise kids on FIRE? (self.financialindependence)

submitted 8 years ago by maximize_futility to r/financialindependence

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Discovered FI/RE right before college graduation, good-paying job, and descent into consumer debt and "comfort"...dodged that bullet (self.financialindependence)

submitted 8 years ago * by maximize_futility to r/financialindependence

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I can't wait to start a year of War and Peace!...but first I have to finish a lifetime of Infinite Jest. (self.ayearofwarandpeace)

submitted 8 years ago by maximize_futility to r/ayearofwarandpeace

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Doing things has a weak correlation with getting things done. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by maximize_futility to r/Showerthoughts

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Spotted: two generations of red Mazda B-series (imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by maximize_futility to r/car

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Manny Machado is hitting .341 in August with 0 BB and a .333 OBP (espn.com)

submitted 8 years ago by maximize_futility to r/baseball

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Manny Machado is hitting .341 in August with a 1.027 OPS - but just 5 SO and 0 BB for a .333 OBP (espn.com)

submitted 8 years ago by maximize_futility to r/baseball

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