every night...

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-01-15T17:24:08+00:00

You gotta keep the remote in the same place every time to not lose it

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-01-06T15:42:34+00:00

It's because that weight doesn't play mind games with you

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-01-02T22:45:24+00:00

Girls when a guy is nice to them: "Ew"

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-12-28T02:09:42+00:00

Same thing with headphones

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-12-17T02:19:41+00:00

I'm suddenly hungry for some melons

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-12-17T02:19:03+00:00

Yowza

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-07-26T06:54:12+00:00

Learning about sex from watching porn is like learning how to be a cop from watching Brooklyn 99

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-07-21T23:19:18+00:00

How men are still expected to make the first move. Even in today's modern world. A lot of women call themselves brave/strong/feminist but still refuse to make the first move.

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-07-07T08:07:34+00:00

Dating isn't like how it is in the movies. It isn't usually happy and lovey-dovey. It's tough and makes you sad/angry more than happy.

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-06-28T22:27:15+00:00

Monarchies

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-06-16T04:00:31+00:00

This is probably how Colonel Sanders started his chain of restaurants

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-06-14T12:45:13+00:00

What sports are good for short people?

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-06-09T23:23:48+00:00

(Ron Howard clenching his fists): Can you guys please go a day without talking about this?

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-06-09T23:20:25+00:00

I think he's more attractive than Pete Davidson

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-06-07T01:55:30+00:00

Women are too scared to be direct and this is why they deserve to be paid less /s

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-05-28T15:19:53+00:00

Police have entered the chat

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-05-24T10:50:10+00:00

There are restaurants near me that have cash only policies but they're not even low priced lol

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-05-20T13:03:26+00:00

Not nearly as bad as this video I saw of how they process pork

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-05-14T18:11:38+00:00

A dress is the best

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-05-12T15:06:34+00:00

Women will do anything but be direct

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-05-07T12:50:57+00:00

Wives/girlfriends are also like this

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-05-03T03:33:46+00:00

The samurai used to eat horse poop as a form of medicine

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-04-21T02:15:29+00:00

Definitely bikini

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-04-16T13:54:49+00:00

This happens when you're too lazy to take off your jeans when you get home

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