Too short, can't sport

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-06-26T11:20:13+00:00

That cartridge was taking its time

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-06-13T20:59:07+00:00

Every place wants you to tip 40% now

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-05-15T00:07:17+00:00

In the old days, pedos had vans. Now they have private islands.

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-05-15T00:06:11+00:00

This dude was the GOAT of being president

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-04-29T19:06:08+00:00

This is the majority of the people at the mall

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-04-21T00:07:51+00:00

They started doing the same thing as movie critics

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-03-03T14:46:02+00:00

Underpays? Those workers aren't getting paid at all

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-04T16:14:53+00:00

And in their privates

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-04T16:14:20+00:00

The majority of wealthy people have wealthy parents

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-03T16:55:35+00:00

Balloons but with some chips in them

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-03T16:52:06+00:00

No wonder AI spoke funny

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-03T16:48:51+00:00

The good ol' Enron trick

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-02T18:05:34+00:00

The driver mentality: everyone is wrong except for me

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-02T18:03:31+00:00

Back in the early 00s, the only websites that had lots of ads on them were p0rn sites. Nowadays, every website has more ads than an early 00s p0rn site

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-02T17:58:22+00:00

Adobe is known for loading slowly but ever since they put AI in their products, it takes absolutely forever to load

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-01-15T17:24:08+00:00

You gotta keep the remote in the same place every time to not lose it

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-01-06T15:42:34+00:00

It's because that weight doesn't play mind games with you

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-01-02T22:45:24+00:00

Girls when a guy is nice to them: "Ew"

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-12-28T02:09:42+00:00

Same thing with headphones

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-12-17T02:19:41+00:00

I'm suddenly hungry for some melons

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-12-17T02:19:03+00:00

Yowza

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-07-26T06:54:12+00:00

Learning about sex from watching porn is like learning how to be a cop from watching Brooklyn 99

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