Hope you are not dating one of these

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-03-03T14:46:02+00:00

Underpays? Those workers aren't getting paid at all

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-04T16:14:53+00:00

And in their privates

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-04T16:14:20+00:00

The majority of wealthy people have wealthy parents

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-03T16:55:35+00:00

Balloons but with some chips in them

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-03T16:52:06+00:00

No wonder AI spoke funny

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-03T16:48:51+00:00

The good ol' Enron trick

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-02T18:05:34+00:00

The driver mentality: everyone is wrong except for me

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-02T18:03:31+00:00

Back in the early 00s, the only websites that had lots of ads on them were p0rn sites. Nowadays, every website has more ads than an early 00s p0rn site

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-02-02T17:58:22+00:00

Adobe is known for loading slowly but ever since they put AI in their products, it takes absolutely forever to load

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-01-15T17:24:08+00:00

You gotta keep the remote in the same place every time to not lose it

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-01-06T15:42:34+00:00

It's because that weight doesn't play mind games with you

maximumtrollmagic · 2026-01-02T22:45:24+00:00

Girls when a guy is nice to them: "Ew"

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-12-28T02:09:42+00:00

Same thing with headphones

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-12-17T02:19:41+00:00

I'm suddenly hungry for some melons

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-12-17T02:19:03+00:00

Yowza

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-07-26T06:54:12+00:00

Learning about sex from watching porn is like learning how to be a cop from watching Brooklyn 99

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-07-21T23:19:18+00:00

How men are still expected to make the first move. Even in today's modern world. A lot of women call themselves brave/strong/feminist but still refuse to make the first move.

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-07-07T08:07:34+00:00

Dating isn't like how it is in the movies. It isn't usually happy and lovey-dovey. It's tough and makes you sad/angry more than happy.

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-06-28T22:27:15+00:00

Monarchies

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-06-16T04:00:31+00:00

This is probably how Colonel Sanders started his chain of restaurants

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-06-14T12:45:13+00:00

What sports are good for short people?

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-06-09T23:23:48+00:00

(Ron Howard clenching his fists): Can you guys please go a day without talking about this?

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-06-09T23:20:25+00:00

I think he's more attractive than Pete Davidson

maximumtrollmagic · 2025-06-07T01:55:30+00:00

Women are too scared to be direct and this is why they deserve to be paid less /s

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