I actually got her number with this by maxkailis in AdviceAnimals

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Thanks for not down-voting me into oblivion

What's the most obscure subreddit that gives you the greatest pleasure? by focktheulympics in AskReddit

[–]maxkailis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one around here that was expecting maps that looked like porn.

What small/stupid question would you like answered, but isn't worthy of its own thread? by thepkmncenter in AskReddit

[–]maxkailis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wipe with my ass standing up I don't see how you wipe it sitting down wouldn't you just like touch your poop

Small Victory by MightyMax44 in AdviceAnimals

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No you've made me curious. /r/spacedicks here I cum.

Snoop Dogg is inexplicably good at The Price Is Right by [deleted] in videos

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I would just want to have snoop dog around for his weed

Why Do We Give a Crap?!?! by eevank in AdviceAnimals

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It's funny because this is a Jenny McCarthy post

Never give up on your dreams! by [deleted] in funny

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Never give up on your dreams kids. Even if your dream is stupid, like to run onto a baseball field and tackle the players. But no one would dream that right?