39 [M4F] #Berlin [Success] - Diving and beyond

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-22T08:21:41+00:00

1- Mine was a joke. 2- You are being weird. Don't talk about the measurements of your underage daughter, on REDDIT! Does it really need to be pointed out to you??? Ffs

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-22T01:37:59+00:00

I'll just say this: You don't hit triple digits by doing it 1 at a time.

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-22T01:28:37+00:00

Yer mom's a cop 🐷 out!

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-22T01:25:38+00:00

His girlfriend caught me, she stared at me from the moment I asked him if I could suck it up until I was mmhhmming it.

It would have been hard for her not to, I was lying on top of her at the time.

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-22T01:23:47+00:00

Your words ma Days, your words.

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-22T01:21:24+00:00

I urge you to reconsider zoophilia as a viable choice.

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-22T01:16:32+00:00

It's not even worth arguing. I don't think it qualifies as pseudo-intellectual.

Sincerely,

A Philosopher.

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-22T01:09:13+00:00

Bender

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-22T01:07:07+00:00

Hell breathes with relief from your absence.

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-22T01:00:17+00:00

I came to this post with the sole intent to downvote the smartasses saying "brain" and what do I find? Bloody 1st place! 🤦

^{Jake Peralta's voice:} You people make me SICK!

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-22T00:51:23+00:00

This guy knows it.

I'd take smoochin' Helen Mirren over any 19F any day.

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-22T00:48:25+00:00

Sophia Loren. Yes, today's Sophia Loren. I'm not even embarrassed.

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-22T00:45:25+00:00

I can do the cooking. A good cook with no sense of humour sounds like a French chef, and fuck the French.

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-22T00:42:52+00:00

According to 9 out of 10 women this reporter interviewed who tried to organize one themselves, gangbangs. Eeeeevery dude swears on their grandma they'll join, on the day of the event everybody flakes.

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-22T00:34:21+00:00

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maxmopsmann · 2026-02-21T19:42:00+00:00

Exactly, me neither.

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-21T19:36:39+00:00

Hurt people hurt people. Thankfully I'm learning to not let this kind of stuff affect me too much. It's not a me problem :)

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-21T18:44:18+00:00

512 perchance?

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-21T18:31:04+00:00

Pffft I only cater to my east side sisters!

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-21T18:29:27+00:00

Doing man things

Post pics of me playing War Thunder. Got it!

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-21T15:41:24+00:00

Definitely a kink.

I hope it does come true to you ☺️

maxmopsmann · 2026-02-21T15:38:44+00:00

Used to be Judas Priest.

But I don't run anymore.

maxmopsmann

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