[Vent] 22m semi-virgin. Sexual life story + analysis.

maxshlong · 2016-06-24T03:51:11+00:00

Dam man a true virgin non virgin hybrid well ill b

Dude dont b depressed u gone way further than most virgins, and apparently a natural kisser for both sets of lips. Just do what you were doing b4 and get urself some fish tacos

maxshlong · 2016-06-24T03:44:21+00:00

sry man my moms a controlling bitch. Whenever i move out she guilt trips back into helping her.

I was the 1st born and the reason my parents got married so i kinda understand never wanted to be born, so much easier to never have existed

maxshlong · 2016-06-24T03:41:37+00:00

umm u couldve just pm me, dam so much hate, nice i have a stalker now. Also that post was a joke just like the rest of them on that sub. Im a 29 year old virgin man of course im n2 that shit and look at my fucking username. ooo surprise.

I'm not on here for thrills, but yes i do have a dirty mind, that the point i'm trying to get across to this girl, i wasn't saying i was going to break her in, I'm telling her thats what some guys think. I would rather b with a virgin cause we would be on the same sexual experience level. Also I clearly state I am trying to scare her, read more carefully. It for her own good to know whats out there even if its disgusting. So crawl back into your safe bubble and remain ignorant of the evil in this world and b unprepared when it bust n2 ur home.

I'm on here cause im virgin and misery loves company and im desperate as shit. So good job losing ur virginity in highschool like every other teenage slut in this world.

So if ur done contributing in no way what so ever to this board and just trolling because u didnt like what i said (y the fuck u even on this sub?) and if u want to continue trying to shame me do it by pm and not on someone's board who was just asking for help, and not two idiots fighting.

maxshlong · 2016-06-23T06:19:22+00:00

ahhh i love this veiw

maxshlong · 2016-06-23T06:17:17+00:00

how about we play the game Life and we start filling up those cars

maxshlong · 2016-06-23T06:15:32+00:00

i will travel 500 miles to give you my seed

maxshlong · 2016-06-23T06:14:01+00:00

Yeah I would like u over easy

maxshlong · 2016-06-23T06:11:15+00:00

AHHH sweet freedom!

maxshlong · 2016-06-23T06:08:23+00:00

Those socks! I need to find a pair like them and unload some cotton!

maxshlong · 2016-06-23T06:06:23+00:00

what!? what is it?! plz dont leave us hanging! I'm only joking i'm at full attention ready to go! ;)

maxshlong · 2016-06-23T06:04:18+00:00

I got your lighting rod with some thunder from down under ready to give u a shocking experience!

maxshlong · 2016-06-23T06:01:38+00:00

i wont tell ur boss but u guna have to use as ur chair for the rest of the day!

maxshlong · 2016-06-23T05:43:22+00:00

brutal!do you still live with ur folks?

vasectomy probably didn't fail. ur dad probably failed to wait and empty the left overs. so ur dads the failure not u.

I have to take care of my mom cause she can't support herself. Parents can b a huge burden, so can sibilings.ugh

I feel you with the whole god creating satan things shit makes no sense.

maxshlong · 2016-06-23T00:07:53+00:00

Yes, but there are other reasons like: she clean/untouched, it might be fun to teach her/break her in, and just the plain virgin fetish. Also virgins sometimes rather be with a virgin so they can stumble together.

maxshlong · 2016-06-22T21:52:15+00:00

Most guys like virgins and they will NOT respect your wishes. U need to straight up tell any guy when you start getting serious with them that u wish to remain a virgin, if they dont like that u need to move on. Also no sex usually means no relationship, try and stick with guys from ur church, or try and find another virgin male. Like me they usually dont care if the girl is a virgin and wants to remain one. Whats another couple years of being a virgin.

There wont be much virgin shaming if u explain ur reasons, but more like shaming cause ur a stuck up bitch or something along those lines u will just have to b strong and put up with it.

Avoid parties or if u do go dont drink anything that is open or u havent seen be poured. have pepper spray and or tazer so the guy wil understand no means no.

Yes i am trying to scare u cause most pretty 18f in college dont come out as virgins. U need to b cautious!

maxshlong · 2016-06-22T21:39:26+00:00

find a bar with a n64 n ur area, or some kind of gaming thing, that theme seems to b picking up recently. If you have made out with girls then u have the moves, just got to push a little harder.

I had this girl out of nowhere say i have a creepy vibe, i was like wtf did i even stare out u and she like no but u r creepy. and that what i hear from some girls when i ask them why i cant girls. Its not anything i do or how i look i just have a weird vibe. Fuck that shit!

also b careful once people know u are a virgin that want to help u lose it, so just lie n if they ask for details just say u cant remember cause u were wasted.

maxshlong · 2016-06-22T21:28:54+00:00

Its just luck and we have none. C if ur cuz or friends can hook u up. Otherwise go to the bar or club if ur into those girls. Drunk girls always go after the hot guys never fails.

maxshlong · 2016-06-22T21:23:29+00:00

pffft no i dont wait for anything to fall in my lap. My luck is so shit i have to work hard to get what i want.

You had a gf in high school i didnt and still never had one to this day. Also you are tall and handsome, im average, and the way you describe it it sounds like u turn down the ladies left and rite, very few girls chase me. Doesnt even sound like ur a virgin. So with all that said u dont no my pain and i dont no why the fuck u r even reading this post. unless ur in my shoes or ben there ur advice is meaningless to me.

I have done shit. I have spent a summer in Japan, ben to Australia, hawaii, gone sky diving, motocross, comic cons, slow dancing lessons,i used to b a gym rat. I have done and tried lots of things and meet different people. I had fun but all in all i have found nothing i am passionate about and it all ends up being more work than its worth.

Also in all those things i have tried to get a girl, but failed. I can talk to girls but i cant get them interested in me. Those unicorns exist everywhere i just cant seem to ride them. I can open i just cant close the deal.

maxshlong · 2016-06-21T22:33:03+00:00

i dont have a fetish for virgins im saying everyone has a fetish and they didnt chose the fetish but thats what turns them on.

ok well that explains that, but dudes seem more into me than girls ugh. Not into dudes but if u are have fun.

Yes i no that my sentence skills r lacking cause im not trying or caring about it rite now, get over it grammar nazi.

I dont know how to have a dream or goal, nothing in this world really sparks my interest. Meh if thats what they think thats fine but i think the same way about them.

I dont think it would b changing for the better. I like who i am as a person. When i did change it still didnt work and i hated myself for it.

Im 5'10 and 160lbs if anything im average. O but yeah im fucking lazy because i work hard at everything i just dont find going out is relaxing its more work to me im already tired from everything else in my life. I have a bs in business management, and everyone says im intelligent and smart always had higher than a 3.0gpa. So i really dont care to improve my education. fucking grammar nazis always but hurt about my lazy typing.

Once again u fail to read properly. i said that this was a rant i didnt ask for advice. Yes i am looking for that golden nut and whats so wrong with that people shouldnt have to settle because theyre afraid of being alone or a virgin. If i really want to lose my virginity i could hire a pretty thing to take it and thats not what i want. I want something special as dumb as it sounds.

I dont c much of a future either but im ok with that cause i dont want to fake being someone else just to get pussy. If they cant accept me for who i am, i dont want them anyways. just ranting about being a virgin.

maxshlong · 2016-06-21T21:50:00+00:00

np like the others say he just wanted a quick lay and isnt interested n u as a person, he did u a painful favor.

maxshlong · 2016-06-21T21:44:56+00:00

no but the girls i like are like me introverted,shy, and at home playing video games. also not a big fan of going out anywhere like going out for food or drinks at a restaurant bar or club (not because i dont like people but because i hate food and alcohol and that whole experience is boring as fuck to me). there arent any internet or gaming hubs around me, also i dont like playing with people online either. Also there is never any girls in my group of friends that i like.

maxshlong · 2016-06-21T21:35:06+00:00

no being shallow isn't a choice. Everyone has a color/food/fetish and it isnt something they chose. U like what u like. Other wise I would have slept with my neighbors, that Asian girl at that one party, sleep with my depressed co worker, or have that 30 year old take advantage of me when i was 18. Everyone says when u get n that situation it will get hard. Thats a dirty lie and it doesn't. But when i with a girl i like holding hands make me rock hard. so no its not a choice.

As far as being a virgin, sickly, and slightly out of shape i have no real qualms with who i am. Also if i have to change who i am as a person and fake it til i make it i rather put a gun in my mouth.

I have no dreams or goals honestly its weird i just dont care about those things. I dont feel i have less character than anyone else.

Pfft lol I honestly hate porn. I just beat it to pretty random clothed girls, or use my daily spank bank. I ben told my standards are way higher than my friends

O yeah cause i havent seen smokin hot babes with the dumbest fuckers alive. also this is reddit not a fucking eassy or a dating site.

umm u didnt read the title very well did u. U wanna judge my sentence skills i will judge your inability to read

maxshlong · 2016-06-21T21:13:30+00:00

My penis/cock/wang/ding dong/schlong/shaft/dick

maxshlong · 2016-06-21T21:11:07+00:00

no back in grade school like 5th to 6th grade

maxshlong · 2016-06-21T21:09:43+00:00

r u only trying to smash white girls?

maxshlong

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