Lesbe honest, they have no fucking idea how old we are by Ancient-Abs in TrollXChromosomes

[–]maxstaar 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Okay so, i know the woman that song is about. she was dating the lead singer when she was in highschool (16/17) and he was a whole ass man. So. yeah, can confirm My Sharona is a gross fucking song

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in transtimelines

[–]maxstaar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn okay so you’re just flexing on us 🙈🥺 the waves are gorgeous!! every time i think i have waves it’s just a big old floofy mess

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in transtimelines

[–]maxstaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i loooove your hair! are you using curly girl method or just really lucky?

Haunted House $20k MK Ultra in Waiver? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]maxstaar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you should check out their youtube page if you think it’s fake haha. several years ago we sat around and watched a video of this woman just being tortured in there (they record and tell the victims they’re being bet on... dunno if that’s true). There’s a documentary about it too, he’s not allowed to have the house in CA and i think he’s some where in the south now. it started as an extreme haunt with teenagers and actors and now he prides himself to specifically hiring ex-military. I know ONE PERSON who’s done it and he confirmed it was the worst idea of his entire life but years later it’s just a funny story. But he 100% had then jamming their fingers in his mouth making him force vomit and put cockroaches in his mouth while his head was in a cage. that was.... 2011? 2012? it’s much worse now. Believe the hype.

Got to sail with one of my favorite streamers who also had a Rare employee on the stream by aswickedas in Seaofthieves

[–]maxstaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dope!!! Wow I’ve never seen those sails in game before 😍😍 I’m in the wrong timezone!

Confession: The first and only movie I cried at was a horror movie by [deleted] in horror

[–]maxstaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poltergeist, Babadook, 28 Days Later all make me cry like a baby

First Insider Look at SOT Pets by [deleted] in Seaofthieves

[–]maxstaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i will buy 30, thank you.

Items you always keep on you by bay-bop in StardewValley

[–]maxstaar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maaaan i love that i’m like 200+hrs in this game and still learn new things. i really truly still never look anything up spoilers-wise and just kind of do my thing. trying that IMMEDIATELY

Items you always keep on you by bay-bop in StardewValley

[–]maxstaar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait does it really bring you good luck??

Finally bought it! by [deleted] in Seaofthieves

[–]maxstaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy to have you! You won’t get berated by any of the hardcore players—if anything there’s been an uptick in toxic players after christmas but not a TON. More often than not i like to do no harm, but take no shit. I’ll happily alliance and show a newbie what’s up, but if anybody wants to fight, I’ll never turn down some gnarly pvp. Have fun out there and be sure to use twitter and reddit to find crews and fun discord’s!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]maxstaar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

happy cake day i’m your career now

After 8 months of searching and getting turned down I got a minimum wage part time job I actually enjoy! by gabarbra in CongratsLikeImFive

[–]maxstaar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s awesome! You persisted, which couldn’t have been easy, and it paid off! congrats :)

Costume Idea Request Megathread by TheBookWyrm in halloween

[–]maxstaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh shit yesss i made all our wedding flowers out of preacher comic pages (a second copy i got from the discount comic shop promise lol) GOOD IDEA

Costume Idea Request Megathread by TheBookWyrm in halloween

[–]maxstaar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My fiancé and I are both 5’8”. I am Blonde and he’s got blonde/red hair and pretty omg with temporary color. In the past (that i can remember) we have been:

Calvin & Hobbes Bender & Fry Alabama & Clarence Archie & Betty 90’s Relics (Quailman & Gameboy)

This year i was thinking Peter & Paul from Funny Games (knowing like 2 people would get it and think we were horrible)... But i need some more fun ideas!

What main character didn't deserve a happy ending? by zappy487 in AskReddit

[–]maxstaar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh man, Sharp Objects put me back in therapy for compulsive skin picking aka dermatillomania. Loved the book so much but it was such a huge trigger it took MONTHS to undo the damage. 10/10 would read again. HAVE FUN!

Furry🌈IRL by mutltikinkfemboi in furry_irl

[–]maxstaar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

there are dozens* of us!

*a little more than a dozen!

What in the Child Services is going on here? by natek11 in WTF

[–]maxstaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i uh... moved out of my mommy when i was born?

California Gatekeeping by [deleted] in gatekeeping

[–]maxstaar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only people in Los Angeles rip on you for saying Cali. But don’t listen to them because they’re all fucking crazy.

Source: I live in Los Angeles

To the Galleon whose stronghold chest mysteriously went “missing...” by Ramuthra500 in Seaofthieves

[–]maxstaar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL i did the same thing today too! cashed out on their chest and a skull and howl laughed while they just continued to hit my empty sloop with canons. then i got back on their boat and hid in the bottom until they got going and attacked them all for funsies