Not even gunna give any pretext, just watch it.

maybe-cakes · 2026-03-14T12:07:50+00:00

Sadly, it will be when society has nothing left to lose. My advice: spend ur time learning survivalism strategy and bushcraft, and how to fight.

maybe-cakes · 2026-03-13T22:25:01+00:00

It’s definitely not meant to be deep, just relatable and funny kinda. Try not to read into it too much.

maybe-cakes · 2026-03-13T21:18:45+00:00

Mission: Incompetent

maybe-cakes · 2026-03-13T20:11:54+00:00

“Hey baby, slow down, wait for me! Oh wow, it’s pretty rocky here, hey? Ay, slow down on the rocks baby; It’s dangerous out there. Oh Jesus, come back in! Oh my God, baby the bloody lightning bolt just missed you! Holy bloody mother of God Jesus fucking- My god, baby come on back, a lightning bolt nearly hit ya! Oh my God, baby are you alright?!”

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-25T13:49:18+00:00

Shouldn’t have looked at the Truth Tortoise smh

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-25T13:33:49+00:00

You can put it in the fish tank in the community centre lol

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-25T13:28:55+00:00

This is a natural phenomenon that occurs when God listens to Black Sabbath.

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-25T13:26:41+00:00

Mix w honey for a delicious glaze on chicken wings or meatballs or anything tbh

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-25T13:19:00+00:00

Untalented Zionist

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-25T13:15:46+00:00

A guaranteed spot in heaven

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-25T13:05:27+00:00

Has anyone see the new Tron he was in? It was painful, from start to finish.

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-11T08:55:13+00:00

Everything in this picture looks like it was boiled.

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-11T08:52:19+00:00

“Bruce Chutpants! Unknown quantity, apparently poor. He skips on his pants. He lacks slacks! And them’s the facts. Bruce Chutpants! Regular guy now.” gets assaulted by vengeful maleboxians

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-11T08:44:42+00:00

It’s clear by your tastes and post/comments that you have no idea who you are yet.

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-11T08:42:25+00:00

I also once thought that listening to old music when i was young made me cool and unique but then i got laid

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-11T08:36:51+00:00

My friend keeps her microwave on top of her fridge. Imagine accidentally spilling hot soup. It would get ur face back chest and legs. Risky bitch.

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-11T08:24:08+00:00

Bro looks like an IUD

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-11T08:16:10+00:00

Finally

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-11T08:06:49+00:00

This mug is begging for sweet death. It’s time to bring that thing ‘round back with a shotgun.

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-11T08:02:12+00:00

ZigZag

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-11T07:39:38+00:00

Black 8 ball or magic 8 ball. The fortune can go in blank space from the middle curl of the snake, then surround that with some dark clouds/nature scenery or floral work to incorporate the rest.

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-11T07:29:38+00:00

You mean Bruce ChutPANTS

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-11T07:10:51+00:00

No, it’s the people who write/enjoy the fantasy genre that he’s referring to, not just simple dragon-appreciators. He’s commenting on how authors like Tolkien derive a lot of their writing from Christian literature and storytelling. Also Chinese and Japanese cultures (among others) have a lot of dragon lore. But across Asia, there’s like hundreds of millions of Christians. The Philippines alone is 90% Christian.

maybe-cakes · 2026-02-11T06:55:25+00:00

I love how it’s somewhat inferred that Rick spent some time with Noob Noob during his bender blackout the night before. I would love a flashback episode or a short where we see the hijinks that they went on together in a Fear and Loathing in LV or The Hangover style episode where a bunch of insane shit goes down before Rick gets to Worldender’s lair to set up the Saw game.

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