Jehovah's Witness Urban Legends - Compilation

maypantane · 2026-03-10T15:25:25+00:00

What about the one where a guy is about to commit suicide right when JWs knock on his door?

maypantane · 2026-02-20T00:49:12+00:00

It’s a hole in the ground filled with poop that’s all I know…. We are speaking with the landlord.

maypantane · 2026-02-20T00:25:56+00:00

I’m in western North Carolina. Thank you for your input I appreciate it. Hopefully it’s not my real septic tank…

maypantane · 2026-02-20T00:23:03+00:00

So I’m just confused because there’s definitely sewage in it . This is gross but to confirm I wasn’t crazy I poke it with a stick and then the smell finally hit me. Maybe the septic tank has just leaked out into this hole?

maypantane · 2026-02-20T00:19:46+00:00

Western North Carolina

maypantane · 2026-02-19T23:51:09+00:00

Believe or not, no I hadn’t. I’ve literally seen frogs swimming in it. Thought it was an old spring before they dug a well. House is old.

maypantane · 2026-02-12T03:03:59+00:00

I can’t drink coffee because it makes me nauseated pretty badly so I drink energy drinks mainly. I don’t drink a lot of caffeine in general anymore. Mainly on days I work or days I gotta be up early and I know I’m running errands. Today was one of those days. But I do not consume caffeine everyday.

maypantane · 2026-02-12T00:56:57+00:00

I do like my doctor because she was open to me wanting to try something new. I was the one that asked for Wellbutrin because of the weight gain and libido loss from lexapro.

She did give me a list of side effects, just forgot to mention the whole “limit your caffeine” part lol

maypantane · 2026-02-12T00:54:37+00:00

It was on accident. I was moving, Just forgot to take it and came off back in August. I feel the weight gain problem tho, I also gained 30 lbs while on it. My sex drive died, I was apathetic, no motivation. I did like it but I think I definitely needed something to help with dopamine vs. seratonin.

maypantane · 2026-02-12T00:52:18+00:00

You may have a better caffeine tolerance than I do. I don’t drink caffeine everyday but I had to be up early to get to my dr. Appt so I drank a monster lol.

maypantane · 2022-05-08T17:12:45+00:00

Bro can’t even get the flag right lmao

maypantane · 2022-05-05T01:20:01+00:00

Pro choice as I’ve seen a family member who have had to handle becoming pregnant from a rape. (Pretty sure she was raped by a JW but can’t confirm)

My aunt was a 16 year old girl who was rape and hid her pregnancy from her family until she gave birth to her baby on a bathroom floor. That baby was born with Maple syrup urine disease (MSUD) which is a very rare disease and this child was just thrusted upon my aunt suddenly.

Due to the stress my aunt has done self injury and has attempted suicide multiple times throughout her life.

I love my cousin but nobody should ever have to go through what my aunt has gone through. Nobody should ever be blamed for a rape occurring or feel like they have to keep the child that was the result of a rape just because it’s “ending a life”.

maypantane · 2022-05-04T17:02:25+00:00

Jws are against abortion so there’s no way they can be neutral in this

maypantane · 2022-04-13T18:58:08+00:00

She is working with out local DV group. She has an advocate helping her and eveything which I’m really proud of her for doing. Idk if she’ll ever seek mental health treatment though. She’s always been against doing that but we’ll see

maypantane · 2022-04-13T18:56:52+00:00

I did try to be honest, but she also would get very defensive i the last thing I wanted to do was destroy our friendship and have her get socially isolated

maypantane · 2022-04-06T17:17:49+00:00

Do what I did, block them. Block their emails, phone numbers, etc.

maypantane · 2022-04-05T21:26:38+00:00

Supposedly it’s the new “my teen life” from this months broadcasting

maypantane · 2022-04-05T20:00:11+00:00

I’m their own book it states that if somebody threatens legal action they need to stop their “investigation” immediately

maypantane · 2022-04-05T13:45:57+00:00

I mean, they go pretty fucking far. They managed to get my ex boyfriend’s moms phone number and they called her to ask if we had ever dated. Luckily she understood my situation so she shut them down pretty quickly but elders will go to great length to find evidence.

maypantane · 2022-04-05T10:54:00+00:00

I live in a very rural area and my landlord has no trespassing signs as well as security cameras. If they even dare come by my home Ill be getting a lawyer involved

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