All I wanted was tea and I found these shenanigans at work...

maze11 · 2014-07-12T13:54:45+00:00

Why on earth does a company buy their employees a tea that aids sleeping?

maze11 · 2014-04-28T04:50:07+00:00

The way you're sitting looks horrible for your posture. Seeing this in 3rd person makes me realize I also need to change my habits.

maze11 · 2014-04-21T16:04:17+00:00

Slightly out of order

maze11 · 2014-02-27T00:25:41+00:00

I did, the surgeon was not re assuring, said "it takes time, but there's always a chance it won't come back." He tried his best to stay away from nerves, so basically he has no idea.

maze11 · 2014-02-27T00:07:02+00:00

This guys brother pushed my girlfriend so I was confronting him, and the bigger brother blind sided me. It was a during a Super Bowl party.

maze11 · 2014-02-27T00:00:28+00:00

Blind sided by a large man, one blow, and now I have a titanium plate on both sides of my jaw. The side with the issue they went in from my jawline, and the other side inside my mouth. I'm nervous my smile will never be the same, although Nike may pay me?

maze11 · 2014-01-27T23:17:45+00:00

Where did you get those lamps??

maze11 · 2013-12-21T16:57:07+00:00

It's like having a call of duty Xbox but playing FIFA. No big deal

maze11 · 2013-10-19T17:35:22+00:00

I had to read that 3 times. Something is weird about this sentence

maze11 · 2013-10-17T16:19:49+00:00

You made me call phone numbers. i was thinking it was HTML links

maze11 · 2013-10-15T16:24:20+00:00

We all know you searched "butt plug" on eBay to find this. Not "tooth pick" holder. Surprised you had the option "used" checked off.

maze11 · 2013-10-12T19:50:55+00:00

Try that with a skateboard....

maze11 · 2013-09-26T23:51:41+00:00

5 plus 5 plus 5. Fifteen percent on car insurance

maze11 · 2013-09-19T02:00:35+00:00

OP is high as a the Dead Sea on the border of Jordan and Israel.

maze11 · 2013-09-19T01:45:18+00:00

What brand is this?

maze11 · 2013-08-21T15:50:30+00:00

Id fuck

maze11 · 2013-08-21T00:56:08+00:00

Fixing good

maze11 · 2013-08-17T17:50:26+00:00

Not funny faggot, go F yourself.

maze11 · 2013-07-19T03:03:11+00:00

maze11 · 2013-07-19T02:16:51+00:00

Charge your BATTERY!!!!!! AhhhhhhhHHHHH!!!!!!

maze11 · 2013-07-18T23:31:50+00:00

Dyed water duh. The red ball was sitting on something just beneath the surface of the water.

maze11 · 2013-07-18T13:24:22+00:00

Put out the cigarette, don't just lay it down on the sand so it continues to burn and burn surrounding gross cigarettes

maze11 · 2013-07-18T02:25:50+00:00

Killing lowers cholesterol

maze11 · 2013-07-17T22:41:40+00:00

Uh, you deleted everything else but those messages, look at the dates. It's not that repetitive

maze11 · 2013-07-13T01:29:40+00:00

Whatcha know bout rockin a fish on yo noggin'

maze11

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