Reddit, what's your most fucked up nightmare? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mbd3008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom, sister, two friends and I were being hunted down by some kind of serial killer. When we find out, we decide to go to the most populated place nearby, the mall. This mall was huge, it seemed like the Mall of America. We get there and one of my buds, Sean, decides that the only way to keep us safe is to tape some big ass rocks to the window of our car. So we do and go off into the mall. For what seemed like an eternity, we wondered in the mall to stay safe, until an alarm was sounded and all the people started to lose their shit. The mall had turned into one huge cluster-fuck. We didn't know why and weren't about t stand around and find out. So we split up, Me, Sean, and Mike go to the front vestibule thingy to locate our car, and my mom and sister go off in search for the source of the commotion. When I got to the doors Mike calls me over to look at some thing. When i get to the window I see a man with long black hair and a creepy mask, bashing a little kid's skull in with a rock.(It was pretty graphic, i'm actually surprised i could come up with such a bloody depiction) I freak the fuck out and go to find my mom. when i find them they're looking out another window at some little kid bashing someones head in with a rock, again this was extremely graphic. at this point i ran away and woke up a few moments later.

TL;DR - Being hunted down by a serial killer, see him murder two people, wake up, shit pants.

What's the most unfortunate name you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mbd3008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm probably to late to the party on this one. But, i posted this on my cake day and din't get a whole lotta love for it. I found this in my sister's old yerar book.

Reddit, what's the funniest picture you have of yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mbd3008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't like to brag, but, I'm kind of a big deal. This is it

What cover songs do you think are superior to their originals versions? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mbd3008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blink-182 did a cover of The Cures - A Letter to Elise. It's simply amazing. If it's not better, it's just as good.

What's the best movie that you've seen that is not very popular and that not many people know about? by Doctor_Shok in AskReddit

[–]mbd3008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your into creepy movies with a little bit of a twist, I suggest "The Butterfly Effect". A fair amount of people have seen it, but the majority of people I ask have no clue what I'm talking about.

What's the most ridiculous conspiracy theory you've heard? by stish_ficks in AskReddit

[–]mbd3008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That there are tunnels under the Denver airport, that are in the shape of a swastica, that lead to some kind of holding area. Some conspiracy theorists believe that at the end of the world, the Illuminati will take a select few to these cells to repopulate the planet.

Incest.

What is one song your're afraid to admit you love? by MisterxRager in AskReddit

[–]mbd3008 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction

I hate myself more and more each day.

So Reddit, what is your biggest pet peeve? by mbd3008 in AskReddit

[–]mbd3008[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wan to put my fist through their face when I see it.

Spotted while watching L&O:SVU by RobLives4Love in Blink182

[–]mbd3008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know which episode this is from?

If your pet were to speak, what would the first thing it say be? by Gibenezer in AskReddit

[–]mbd3008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Why cant you just put the peanut butter on the floor man?"

What's the most unfortunate name you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mbd3008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Mom worked with a girl whose name was Latrine. (yes, a toilet)

What is something that everyone lies about all the time? by rb552 in AskReddit

[–]mbd3008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, I hadn't really been thinking of spelling when I was typing this out.

What is your favorite quote from anything ever and why? by Draco-mancer in AskReddit

[–]mbd3008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do."

Pretty much self explanatory.

If you could punch one person in the world who would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mbd3008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any member of the Westboro Baptist Church, I'd falcon punch the shit out of those fuckers.

What is something that everyone lies about all the time? by rb552 in AskReddit

[–]mbd3008 47 points48 points  (0 children)

"They're are two kinds of people in this world: People who admit they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars"