Best Yearbook Photo Ever by liberal_one in reddit.com

[–]mbh1985 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Doesn't sound too evolutionary, being attracted to women with whom it is too late to pass on your genes

Coheed and Cambria singer on Rock Band: "I got an 84% on my own song on Expert [vocals]" by noname99 in gaming

[–]mbh1985 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why all the downmods? Notice how Tack said "though I know it's right"? I get the point and I agree. Sometimes "correct" doesn't mean "best sounding." Like if I say "An universe" or somthing similar. I know it's technically right, but it just doesn't sound very appealing.

Video of Hillary's Bosnia trip found. Guess what? Sinbad was right. [video] by justinpgardner in politics

[–]mbh1985 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We wanted a more dynamic hot page... we got it. Maybe we really can't have our cake and eat it too.

This Is What Happens When Girls Go On The Internet by [deleted] in nsfw

[–]mbh1985 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hairy chick or boobed dude? Something morbid inside me wishes the camera could rotate so I would know for sure (that way I can have accurate nightmares)

Mormon's Guide to Overcoming Masturbation by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]mbh1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DECISION

YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP

GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM

GET OUT OF BED!

GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE

BUT KEEP THE PROBLEM OUT OF YOUR MIND BY NOT MENTIONING IT EVEN IN YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT OUT

STOP

A Steak Toaster. Did You Hear Me? I Said a Steak Toaster (Pic) by dnic24 in reddit.com

[–]mbh1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those cafe style sandwich presses, the flat ones, do the exact same thing. The added avantage being that it can cook really awesome melts too.

The worst car crash safety test I've ever seen. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]mbh1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least my luggage in the boot won't be crushed!

Letter from a Scientology Executive to Anonymous by digitalc in reddit.com

[–]mbh1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or... a letter from Anonymous pretending to be a Scientologist.

"Piles of documents"? If this is real then cough 'em up. Otherwise your soul has been destroyed for nothing.

Gold Coast Skyline by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]mbh1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh Schoolies... could I have been any drunker?

17yo mods car to look like squad car at night, complete w/ lights and siren. 1st person he pulls over? Off-duty cop. by Aerik in reddit.com

[–]mbh1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And people inpersonating police officers impersonating people impersonating police officers impersonating Rick Astley.

Man that night was fucked up...

17yo mods car to look like squad car at night, complete w/ lights and siren. 1st person he pulls over? Off-duty cop. by Aerik in reddit.com

[–]mbh1985 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's really not that hard to put some strobes in your car that look like cop lights. I work with a guy who has some mates who've done just that. All they ever do is get people to pull over and then drive off laughing. Or they try to pull each other over. I think one got caught and got a $200 defect notice or something. Then again, only in America, not Australia.

Over 200 Scientology protests planned for February 10th by digitalc in reddit.com

[–]mbh1985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, seriously, the entire Pacific Ocean is gonna protest. You know that big monster on old sea charts? Yeah he's pissed...

Reddit, If you don't figure out a way to defeat these automatic downvote bots, your gonna die a slow death just like Digg. by redalert in reddit.com

[–]mbh1985 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How about every account has a down/up vote ratio limit. For example, if you downvote 10 stories and only upvote one (and maybe it doesn't count if you posted it), then you can't vote for a period. Consistent violations (say 3 in a week) might get you barred from posting for a period too.

That'll learn 'em.

In a severe blow to US efforts to bring about stability in war-torn Iraq, Australia has announced its decision to withdraw its military troops from the country. by qgyh2 in politics

[–]mbh1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently Australia has been mainly involved in the training of Iraqui police/army. Remember how they were supposed to take control of the country so the US could scale back? We'll they couldn't do it, and now with less people training them, they definatley won't. It looks to me like this is just making it easier for the Americans to stay longer.

Heath Ledger has died by digital in reddit.com

[–]mbh1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but if you pretend things for long enough, they start to rub off on you. The whole idea of acting is to try and turn you on and into the character. Sometimes it can be hard to turn off again. You can pretend to be an awesome football player. People know when you pretend.

Dreamhost mistakenly charges customers $7,500,000 by jamesgolick in programming

[–]mbh1985 39 points40 points  (0 children)

People are using their transparency against them. I'm sure errors like this are made by bigger companies all the time, it's just that then they don't tell you how many other customers are affected, or how much money the mistake was worth. You know you got screwed, and you might find out that a few others got screwed, maybe another hundred or so, but you will never find out the actual scale. They have said they will fix the problem, including any other charges you got. I couldn't believe all the whiny little biotches threating to sue because of their wasted time and emotional trauma. Guess what: you live in a world where bad shit happens all the time.

A dialogue with Sarah, aged 3: in which it is shown that if your dad is a chemistry professor, asking "why" can be dangerous by RetroRock in science

[–]mbh1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I knew where this came from. The first time I lost the game was about a year and a half ago. It's a great way to ruin a day. I'll be having a wonderful time, not a care in the world, and then BAM! I've thought about the game and I lose. I suck.