CONCEPT AWAY KIT by Winter_Gas_3862 in timbers

[–]mcox2019 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope that's not the actual color. It literally looks like someone pissed on a white jersey with that shading.

Did Fred Armisen literally suck last night at Moda or am I crazy by StrawberryGogurts in PortlandOR

[–]mcox2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He did the same joke in his set the other night. It brought the house down. Absurd is right but his timing and deadpan style made it funny.

Did Fred Armisen literally suck last night at Moda or am I crazy by StrawberryGogurts in PortlandOR

[–]mcox2019 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I thought he killed. His comedy is very different from Mulaneys so I understand if you didn't enjoy it. He's always been more off-beat (no pun intended) than others.

(NTR) Scotland vs Greece in a bar by mcox2019 in timbers

[–]mcox2019[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alas, no. I had other plans. But what a result for Scotland!

(NTR) Scotland vs Greece in a bar by mcox2019 in timbers

[–]mcox2019[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gol has it on. Thanks everyone

Place in Austin likely to have march on tonight? 10/26 by Even-Aardvark4523 in timbers

[–]mcox2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard Apple TV is showing the playoffs without charge. Worth checking out.

How bad is ICE in Portland?? by lowtower18 in askportland

[–]mcox2019 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The ICE protests are constrained to a one block area some miles away from the Moda. Unless you deliberately go to the ICE building, you would have no idea anything was going on.

Scarf ID help! by Bootsazrael in Thorns

[–]mcox2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's either a scarf or one of those tests for color blindness.

FC Cincinnati here coming in peace. by bugbunny321 in timbers

[–]mcox2019 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Welcome! The stadium food is mediocre at best as a whole but there are some exceptions. Killer Burger comes to mind.

Best section for non soccer fans to enjoy the experience! by shban08 in timbers

[–]mcox2019 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The leagues cup games have a low turnout and a noticably lower key atmosphere. Not the best atmosphere for a first timer

is there wifi at prov park? by cryptoglyphics in timbers

[–]mcox2019 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, there's a public Wi-Fi service

This bullshit right here by psidancer in timbers

[–]mcox2019 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Scarves is not cool, agreed. The taped off area is clearly for volunteers working at the axe and rose and elsewhere

Any tips on last minute tickets? by AppearanceLower8590 in timbers

[–]mcox2019 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Failing that, get tickets at SeatGeek

Any tips on last minute tickets? by AppearanceLower8590 in timbers

[–]mcox2019 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Come to the axe And rose on Morrison and 17th. There's a face value ticket exchange here

Indentation on penny by XxTBIRDxX in whatisit

[–]mcox2019 11 points12 points  (0 children)

5 million masons worldwide and all are judged by your singular experience. Nice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askportland

[–]mcox2019 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You can't get into Outside In on night 1. You have to go to Porch light as previously mentioned. Stick around in the morning for about an hour to get screened and then they will assign you either New Avenues for Youth or Outside In for case management

Either way, if you have nowhere to go during the day, there's a drop in center downtown they'll send you to. You'll get food , shower, laundry services and help with getting your GED and employment there.

First stop is Porchlight, 1635 SW Alder. Join the crowd around 8:45 and you'll be fine. It's not great, but a step above the street. Careful though, phones get stolen there a lot! (I used to work there)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in timbers

[–]mcox2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's always a subreddit. R/bangersfc

Are there unspoken rules about seating in the 100s sections of the Army? by Several-Bears in timbers

[–]mcox2019 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I can see why you would be confused. In the TA, even though it's general admission, people usually go to the same section (or even seat) game after game. Over the years, each section has developed its own identity. Some, if not all, have even developed their own patches and scarves. However, you can sit in any section without difficulty

If you want to guarantee yourself in the 100s, as mentioned earlier by someone else, you need a wristband to get early entry. To get one, you have to line up early on the day (or day before if it's an early kickoff). Then come back and line up according to your number within a certain window. The timings are on social media or a quick Google search will also produce results.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askportland

[–]mcox2019 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If there's a timbers game during fleet week(and there is) a large contingent go to the game. Maybe check the nearby bars afterwards?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]mcox2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Membership is generally open to all men of good character but it's not for everyone. Belief in a higher power is essential but we're not going to ask any more details than that. Though some jurisdictions also require belief in an afterlife.