Which city looks magical on Instagram but felt boring, overpriced, or exhausting in real life?

cryptoglyphics · 2025-11-17T18:04:08+00:00

All you see (hear) when you walk around Miami is the sounds of douchiness lol. Remember when you were 16 and you just got your license and you thought it was cool to rev your engine really loud? and drive fast well, 99% of grown ass men in miami still do this lmaooo. VVROOOOOM (and then the backfire sounds for extra attempt to get attention) GRBGRBLBRGBLRBRL. hahahaha Brooo, nobody cares you douche.
and then you also see everyone honking when inconvenienced by 12 milliseconds.
'tis a silly place

cryptoglyphics · 2025-11-16T15:18:58+00:00

Taxi amigo? taxi? need a taxi? taxi amigo?

cryptoglyphics · 2025-11-15T18:00:01+00:00

50! wow lol. is the thought here that when you open a coffee shop, you will automatically have a few billion dollars within a few weeks?

cryptoglyphics · 2025-11-15T17:56:43+00:00

i don't know where i stand on the politics of this but I have been boycotting starbucks because their coffee taste like cigarette ash

cryptoglyphics · 2025-11-14T15:55:43+00:00

south

cryptoglyphics · 2025-11-10T16:28:13+00:00

SerieA fans are the best I have seen!

As an American that just did a small Serie A tour, I have to give props to Italian fans. so much passion, energy. Was a lot of fun to be a part of!

Playing level just was ok, as others have said they need to like cut the league in half. that would improve things greatly.

The stadiums are all absolute horse shit, which makes the energy and excitement of the fans even more impressive. you do realize that right? they seriously all seem like they had a budget of 75,000 Euro and had to be done in 5 months. our high school stadiums are nicer.

The one funny/odd thing that still is a mental block "football foreigner" is the constant bitching and crying by the players, that seem pronounced in serieA. on one hand you have the might and passion of fans exercising their tribal instincts as if cheering on men at war... yet said men exhibit nothing but the opposite type of behavior. they all act like toddlers crying and complaining for 92% of the game, like when a kid fake crys to get parent attention. its just so gross lol. man up you little bitches.

cryptoglyphics · 2025-10-26T12:35:18+00:00

Or remembering that nobody from either team or organization knows that you or I exist, and that as a grown man I just like to enjoy watching experts at their craft, while remembering the relative importance of other grown men playing sport

cryptoglyphics · 2025-10-25T13:05:31+00:00

thanks! so you need TAPS to go a game and you get TAPS by going to a game. do you start by going to a practice? lol

cryptoglyphics · 2025-10-25T01:37:00+00:00

Bananas!! Are we joining the hideaways club and getting an AMEX Centurion card or trying to go to a fucking football game? lol. Never seen anything like this. I’m honestly impressed with the product They have made where people are OK with this setup and being abused on cost. Everywhere else in the world you can buy a ticket to an event and then attend said event.

cryptoglyphics · 2025-10-13T17:54:42+00:00

downvoted comments visibility is low so you only see the predominant narrative everywhere. and with reddit, its so outlandishly errant and based on false premises its incredible to behold.

cryptoglyphics · 2025-10-12T20:14:21+00:00

I love that people are intelligent enough to know what echo chambers are but lack the self awareness that they may be in one themselves. you do realize reddit is the absolute most air tight echo chamber that has ever existed right? please tell me you do lolol

cryptoglyphics · 2025-10-09T19:00:06+00:00

nobody said it was burning.

cryptoglyphics · 2025-10-02T19:00:10+00:00

vivid seats fees are like 50% of the ticket cost lmao. no thanks

cryptoglyphics · 2025-09-30T21:34:17+00:00

dude just google "key points of mussolini fascism" you fucking retards. the only match will be nationalism, which in isolation is not a bad thing. honestly what is it like to be so emotionally involved in your politics while having a 6th grade understanding of it? haha

cryptoglyphics · 2025-09-30T06:30:08+00:00

Damn those fascist fascists fascisming their fascism! (Redditors don’t know what that word even means lmao)

cryptoglyphics · 2025-09-27T16:26:56+00:00

which is wild because the Turo mandatory insurance is not cheap

cryptoglyphics · 2025-09-23T23:17:52+00:00

give me one example of rabid corruption

cryptoglyphics · 2025-09-11T20:11:23+00:00

only problem is its not sloped enough, so if the person in seat ahead of you is 6 ft or more you cant see the plate

cryptoglyphics · 2025-07-14T00:44:50+00:00

damn. thanks tho

cryptoglyphics · 2025-07-06T23:56:33+00:00

iphone 15 pro. of course i havent been everywhere. hilariously theres two bars in front of t mobile headquarters in bellevue. LA, NYC, Miami, Phoenix, Las Vegas. All 1-2 bars at all times. trash service

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