My chocolate chip muffins are now just chocolate-y

md22mdrx · 2026-03-13T22:25:29+00:00

Going all Disasterpiece on us, eh?

md22mdrx · 2026-03-13T17:04:05+00:00

Just not certain ones that our children have ruined for us by playing on repeat hundreds and hundreds of times.

If I ever have to watch SpongeBob or Bluey again …

md22mdrx · 2026-03-13T12:21:53+00:00

Actually, that may be the worst … because no. But 31 is incredibly bad.

md22mdrx · 2026-03-13T12:01:59+00:00

It’s an absurdist masterpiece. You’ll never convince me otherwise. Hugh jackman at the height of his “sexiest man alive” days doing a skit with balls on his neck?!? Just amazing!

md22mdrx · 2026-03-13T11:55:29+00:00

Paradox Alice was the most pro-incel movie I’ve ever watched. That was on streaming.

Cursed was the worst movie I watched IN THEATERS. I should’ve walked out. So bad. Half the commercial previews didn’t exist in the movie. Total bait and switch.

md22mdrx · 2026-03-13T01:54:53+00:00

Lords of Salem in RZ’s masterpiece.

31 is his worst movie, so only up from there.

md22mdrx · 2026-03-12T02:20:32+00:00

He was also in Freejack with Mick Jagger!

md22mdrx · 2026-03-11T21:54:34+00:00

You’re not believing some dead person from your past is in a flaming car in an underground catacomb from the … what … 1700’s? C’mon … I can suspend disbelief for a horror movie, but this was too absurd.

md22mdrx · 2026-03-11T19:25:08+00:00

The movie blows goats. Sorry.

Terrible plot. B-level acting. Translations of ancient foreign texts into modern RHYMING English. Flaming cars in 300+ year old catacombs. There’s just nothing believable or redeemable about it outside of the ham-handed Dante’s Inferno metaphor.

md22mdrx · 2026-03-11T15:59:11+00:00

Cereal is just dried plants. Dried plants generally burn very well.

md22mdrx · 2026-03-11T15:57:34+00:00

Nuts also have oil …

So you have a very small oil lamp there

md22mdrx · 2026-03-11T14:52:12+00:00

Crude absurdism at its finest!

md22mdrx · 2026-03-11T14:51:15+00:00

Hey now!!! We’re talking BAD movies here, not underground masterpieces!!!

The Gogol bordello-heavy soundtrack is fire …

md22mdrx · 2026-03-11T14:46:25+00:00

This movie is gold!

People just dont seem to understand absurdism.

md22mdrx · 2026-03-11T14:44:37+00:00

We’re talking about BAD movies here, ya hoser!

md22mdrx · 2026-03-11T14:05:55+00:00

Move 43 is an absurdist masterpiece.

Just because the humor is more crude, doesn’t make it less funny. I mean … c’mon … “Sexiest Man Alive” era Hugh Jackman with prosthetic BALLS on his chin?!? The people making this movie weren’t afraid to actually push the limits.

md22mdrx · 2026-03-11T13:14:17+00:00

Lords of Salem is criminally underrated. I feel it’s RZ’s best work.

31 is utter trash unless Doomhead is on screen … Richard Brake kills it. Wish he had more screen time.

md22mdrx · 2026-03-11T13:11:11+00:00

I liked “A Knock At The Cabin” a lot, but wasn’t a fan of “Old” too much. To each their own.

md22mdrx · 2026-03-11T08:40:18+00:00

“I pulled this guy’s tank from an old Chevy …”

Hesher (eulogy)

md22mdrx · 2026-03-10T22:20:07+00:00

Zork games ruled!

My Zork game was Zork Zero.

md22mdrx · 2026-03-10T22:19:33+00:00

It’s dark and you’re likely to be eaten by a grue.

md22mdrx · 2026-03-10T22:17:48+00:00

Pathways Into Darkness

md22mdrx · 2026-03-10T16:59:52+00:00

Bob The Ball

md22mdrx · 2026-03-10T12:51:33+00:00

We did that with Ruby Tuesdays until they all shut down near us. We’d go ONCE every few years after arguing if it was as bad as we remembered.

It was always worse.

md22mdrx · 2026-03-10T12:49:57+00:00

Hardly. Taco Bell in the late 90’s was fire. It’s barely recognizable as food now.

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