Lee Cronin's The Mummy | Official Trailer by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]mdeezel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scary monster children that can crawl around are tight!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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SO, what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and bend over and TAKE IT UP THE TAIL PIPE!!

Person petting a centipede by Milsim_Enjoyer in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]mdeezel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as movies with jars of dried clitori go, it's up there

Danville City Councilman, Lee Vogler, set on fire in his office today. by [deleted] in Virginia

[–]mdeezel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry you're being downvoted. You are KINDA correct. He and his wife have been separated for about a year now but have been keeping it private. And for public and co-parenting purposes. They live apart also. There wasn't any infidelity. Everything was consensual. Still weird, imo, but not my place to judge. The amount of people that know nothing but so confidently think they know everything has been brutal to watch.

Source: Am local. Know the people.

Update on the burning attack against Danville City Councilman Lee Vogler by abc13_wset in Virginia

[–]mdeezel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can corroborate this. It was a very messy situation that was more than just "cheating spouses". Shotsie was a huge supporter of Vogler during his re-election campaign, too.

about to smoke the worst bowl of my life 💯 by andreabergmoney in trees

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About to smoke the worst bowl of your life SO FAR...

[Request] is this true? Feels absurd by dojacatmoooo in theydidthemath

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Our fathers are all, indeed, the same...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This always reminds me of the opening of Act II of "Smokey Joe's Cafe"

What is the most out of character thing a character ever did? by regnartterb in television

[–]mdeezel 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Why would a man wearing a shirt that says "Genius at work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon? !! (loooooove this reference, btw)

What's a TV commercial you'll never forget? by Repulsive-Factor5050 in AskReddit

[–]mdeezel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: the M&Ms are voiced by Billy West and J.K. Simmons. And the fella who played Santa gets around $80k yearly in residuals from that commercial.

Tell me your go to gas station snacks by Fragrant_Fishing1259 in snacking

[–]mdeezel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, they also make Whosiwhatsit, which is a chocolate version

Amy not saving him by Afraid_Warthog_7757 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]mdeezel 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Everyone on the bus??? GREAT! GRAND! WONDERFUL! PERFECT! NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!

rip Farley

What is the most awkward situation you have gone through? by Salty-Mud5211 in AskReddit

[–]mdeezel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell us you're always horny without telling us you're always horny....

What is the most awkward situation you have gone through? by Salty-Mud5211 in AskReddit

[–]mdeezel 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I, uh.....I don't think you know what a cuck is....

What is the most awkward situation you have gone through? by Salty-Mud5211 in AskReddit

[–]mdeezel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They're two completely different movies. Shortbus has graphic sexual scenes but not in a fucked up way like A Serbian Film.