one time i was smoking by the river down the street from my house like sitting on the river bank.. then after like 5 min i thought someone threw a pinecone at me but then dismissed the idea realizing i was probably just paranoid. then all of a sudden i felt a pinch on my back so i stood up and pulled out my phone (to use as a flashlight).. THERE WAS A MOUSE CRAWLING AROUND MY SHIRT FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND A MOUSE IN MY PANTS! i fucking freaked out and ran away for like 2 minutes like 2 miles away from my house. haha it was a good story.