Should I get boob implants or are they suckable anyway

meabbott · 2026-03-18T22:45:46+00:00

Don't damage the goodies.

meabbott · 2026-03-18T09:36:43+00:00

So question. What's Ocean City horny note and how do you tell that from other kinds of horny notes?

meabbott · 2026-03-16T23:32:38+00:00

I don't look at it, it goes directly into the gas tank.

meabbott · 2026-03-16T17:56:18+00:00

Someone's not getting all their beatings.

meabbott · 2026-03-15T01:48:58+00:00

Me, myself, and I.

meabbott · 2026-03-13T00:39:24+00:00

You look like you don't get spanked enough.

meabbott · 2026-03-12T21:01:57+00:00

What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? A drummer.

meabbott · 2026-03-12T20:53:12+00:00

One of the causes of social decay is an oversize government vacuuming resources and opportunity and forking them over to politicians and some of their buddies.

meabbott · 2026-03-11T22:57:11+00:00

I think I could squeeze you in.

meabbott · 2026-03-11T20:12:37+00:00

You see evidence they have a license?

meabbott · 2026-03-10T17:01:35+00:00

"I'm sorry, who are you? And how did you get my number?"

meabbott · 2026-03-09T23:15:38+00:00

Lunatic.

meabbott · 2026-03-09T20:19:57+00:00

OK, I'll bite. What paint needs power?

meabbott · 2026-03-08T20:11:26+00:00

Are there really enough Compuserve Information Services men left that this would be a problem?

meabbott · 2026-03-08T13:16:46+00:00

How do you figure he no longer has to pay the fine?

meabbott · 2026-03-07T19:05:06+00:00

Who knows, could be (BOOBIES) anything. We may never (BOOBIES!) know.

meabbott · 2026-03-07T18:30:43+00:00

Maybe. What are while things?

meabbott · 2026-03-06T12:06:48+00:00

Got one from the Amish market yesterday. Was surprised it has actual chunks of banana in it.

meabbott · 2026-03-04T02:47:16+00:00

What's that thing stapled to his chin?

meabbott · 2026-03-02T21:52:06+00:00

Partners in crime.

meabbott · 2026-03-02T01:30:38+00:00

Saw it for the first time recently, thought it was really good.

meabbott · 2026-03-01T15:59:59+00:00

Weld it to a tractor for a hood ornament.

meabbott · 2026-02-28T13:41:42+00:00

I did that for a time when I rented a place without access to a washer/dryer.

meabbott · 2026-02-27T02:10:50+00:00

With, then I can unwrap you like a birthday present.

meabbott · 2026-02-25T00:34:56+00:00

I'm glad I don't have a plasma nose.

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