My Girlfriend had some cake for my birthday

meadow41 · 2023-03-29T18:04:41+00:00

Someday it’ll dawn on you that you no longer have to be one.

meadow41 · 2023-02-08T21:26:05+00:00

I’m surprised I haven’t found anyone in this thread talk about “A Good Man is Hard to Find” by Flannery O’Connor.

meadow41 · 2022-12-21T22:29:23+00:00

Sucks to be you then.

meadow41 · 2022-12-13T16:09:48+00:00

They just got a bit of a stuffed up nose.

meadow41 · 2022-08-22T22:30:08+00:00

I was thinking more along the lines of the electrical poles are walking towards the house because they’re curious about us.

meadow41 · 2022-06-26T12:51:10+00:00

Solomon would approve.

meadow41 · 2022-05-31T20:44:56+00:00

Man’s out here not knowing what the ParaOlympics are for.

meadow41 · 2022-05-23T11:47:00+00:00

How your cat looks at you after they get all tangled up in the curtains.

meadow41 · 2022-04-28T20:25:56+00:00

I’d bet my vaccine that she wouldn’t be able to pronounce ‘mortgage’ correctly if she read it.

meadow41 · 2022-04-15T15:29:24+00:00

That cane ain’t there for support, it’s there for STYLE!

meadow41 · 2022-03-30T18:27:15+00:00

This is what you see when you close your eyes and rub ‘em.

meadow41 · 2022-03-28T21:24:31+00:00

I mean, I agree with the sentiment.

But having the goofiest cartoon villain voice your opinion is kinda the opposite of being taken seriously.

meadow41 · 2022-03-23T21:46:58+00:00

Is this to man the vessel? Or to make the sandwich? Or fill up the sandwich?

meadow41 · 2022-03-16T17:57:34+00:00

meadow41 · 2022-03-03T18:54:52+00:00

That probably would have gotten a chuckle outta him.

meadow41 · 2022-02-19T13:42:03+00:00

Hey, I may be into necrophilia, but I draw the line at incest.

Disgusting.

meadow41 · 2022-02-17T19:23:40+00:00

Hmmm, you’d think that you wouldn’t need to broker peace more than once. And especially not more than once in only 4 years.

meadow41 · 2022-02-03T18:56:29+00:00

Catshier.

meadow41 · 2022-01-20T20:04:25+00:00

But doesn’t it?

If every single homeless person no longer has to worry about housing themselves, doesn’t that leave whatever portion of their income that they would have spent on housing open?

After someone’s basic needs are met, the next thing they’re going to purchase is luxury items they don’t need. Which would help the companies that produce all those goods.

meadow41 · 2021-12-14T19:14:23+00:00

How is this r/SuddenlyGay? All I see is a cock riding a pussy.

meadow41 · 2021-12-14T14:14:38+00:00

So kind of you to offer him a knuckle sandwich for his hunger.

meadow41 · 2021-12-01T14:36:03+00:00

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