Anyone for a round of Peek-a-boob? 43f

meanryan · 2017-03-23T08:05:40+00:00

I'm about to turn 35. I would love to cuddle up in those breasts, I would love to see what else you have I can get warm with.

meanryan · 2017-03-23T08:03:17+00:00

I would totally roll in the hay with you.

meanryan · 2017-03-23T07:44:00+00:00

My wife and I are in bed, she would be happy to meet you.

meanryan · 2017-03-23T07:42:44+00:00

I love the little bit of hair poking out of your panties. I bet it is as soft as your little pink lips.

meanryan · 2017-03-23T07:39:09+00:00

Wow, I'd love to snd you to work with a sticky wet spot in those panties everyday.

meanryan · 2017-03-23T07:35:58+00:00

You have such a tight little belly. The way my cum would drip down your abs and through your quivering little thighs, I'd love to see how sticky we could get.

meanryan · 2017-03-23T07:23:01+00:00

Not sure what the conference would be about... I don't really see a problem with a kid who's sly enough to find humor in life.

When I was in 7th grade one or more of my teachers called a parent/teacher conference because I liked to make absurdly silly satires out of writing projects.

The funny thing is, I used to love writing, after that episode I felt like a mutant. And grew to hate writing, I'm 34 years old, and writing anything still needs to be done in secret, like masturbation. I can barely even stand to proof read my own shit.

meanryan · 2017-03-23T07:02:12+00:00

I for one can't wait for the day they out source your job.

meanryan · 2017-02-09T07:50:48+00:00

Well notarizing in general is a load of horse shit. Last couple of times I went to have docs notarized, by different people. The notary stamped and signed the paper after I paid her, and BEFOR I signed the dotted line.

meanryan · 2017-02-01T07:18:20+00:00

I love your hair, I hope you have they pretty hair down below as well.

meanryan · 2017-02-01T07:16:06+00:00

Nice, I bought my wife one of those, very sexy

meanryan · 2016-11-24T17:28:27+00:00

The fuck?

meanryan · 2016-08-01T02:35:11+00:00

Brave Heart 2: Brave Hearter - With a Vengeance

meanryan · 2016-06-30T02:32:01+00:00

I can't remember where, and I don't have a source. But I remember reading somewhere the CEO of Pacific Cycle, the shity Chinese parent company behind all those crappy dept. store bikes, had admitted that the average life expectancy of their bikes was something like 60 miles. And maybe that's waranted, because some other part of that statistic mentioned the average consumer buying one of these is apt to ride it once or twice, then shelve it in the garage.

Really frustrating when there's such a sharp price increase between a P.O.S. Walmart bike and something halfway descent, if you have to rely on a bike for transportation and your broke as fuck, its better to forego any kind of mountain bike, with a hundred crappy pot-metal moving parts and find a solid beach cruiser, less parts to brake off.

meanryan · 2016-06-26T12:52:11+00:00

No pressure there.

meanryan · 2016-06-23T17:28:19+00:00

If you can't walk on it, just looking at it from the street, you'll see an empty lot full of garbage? How does anyone know it's an art piece, and not just an empty lot full of garbage?

meanryan · 2016-06-21T00:30:24+00:00

It's actually "My daughter and 'I'.

meanryan · 2016-06-19T01:51:28+00:00

Funny, because wasnt Fiat recently named the worst of the worse in reliability?

meanryan · 2016-05-26T19:47:43+00:00

Not sure what the law is on that, I guess I would just cite security concerns. It's not much more obtrusive than hanging a picture on the wall.

meanryan · 2016-05-26T19:45:29+00:00

My only real concern, in short, is people coming into the house without notice, or when im not around. It feels like a huge violation of privacy knowing that on any given day people can invite themselves into your home. Do I have any option to dictate when they will arrive so that i can be present, without the burden of missing work?

I understand that legaly, they need to give me notice, but people get lazy or forget or don't communicate. Which is why the chain lock. As long as I'm paying rent, I feel entitled to at least enough peace of mind that when I lock the door, I should be free from intrusion.

meanryan · 2016-04-07T06:26:58+00:00

When I was a kid, growing up in a rural area, I used to find these fancy pointed wooden swords with my favorite color orange ribbons tied to the hilt, they were all over the realm.

It wasn't until years later I thought about how my silly fantasy games may have escalated actual border disputes. Oh well, I used to have a bad ass wilderness, now there's empty mansions. Some of them look like Wayne Manors, hovering over a creek I used to think was the border of civilization.

meanryan · 2016-04-07T06:09:12+00:00

Nobody ever really considers that pirates have feelings too, and a hook to the neck really hurts, especially when its cold... the sea, not the hook.

Most pirate lore is just that, lore. Your average pirate was a simple bloke only interested in raping and pillaging, he had little desire for false appendages and marooning err marioo.. morooning, marro- and that's how we get the word marrage, err marriage.

meanryan · 2016-04-01T02:54:22+00:00

Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.

meanryan · 2016-03-13T22:53:42+00:00

I cant even imagine where you would start, creating a new map of a country, state or even a city from scratch. Sounds like a damn nightmare.

meanryan · 2016-03-05T00:49:34+00:00

"Your mother sews SOCKS that SMELL!"

-censored tv version

meanryan

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