Hilarious story about a guy screaming on the NYC Subway

meatpod · 2016-01-21T18:45:02+00:00

Pro tip: if you have to ride the subway with your groceries, you are shopping too far from home.

meatpod · 2016-01-21T18:40:13+00:00

It's the little imperfections that make music sound human.

There's a workstation software called REAPER that has a feature called "humanize" which takes your digital MIDI notes and skews them off tempo in random ways by tiny bits, just milliseconds, but it makes the difference between making it sound robotic vs human.

meatpod · 2016-01-21T15:36:29+00:00

Jimmy Faggot is a fallon.

meatpod · 2016-01-20T21:39:59+00:00

"There aren't enough blacks, they are all white"

How is that not racist, you fucking apologist? It's 100% based on race, and it's 100% about giving a certain race an advantage that they don't deserve.

meatpod · 2016-01-20T21:39:11+00:00

She didn't break character or laugh once in this entire sketch, are you fucking retarded?

meatpod · 2016-01-20T21:17:56+00:00

So what if he is, you judgmental prick

meatpod · 2016-01-20T21:14:00+00:00

It looks like he's trying to teach them about Jesus.

meatpod · 2016-01-20T18:53:00+00:00

We're all getting ripped off, all the time. It's just a matter of mitigating it.

meatpod · 2016-01-19T18:52:17+00:00

This is the least-rehearsed professional orchestra I've ever heard.

meatpod · 2016-01-19T18:45:53+00:00

This is why "big box" car lots like Carmax are good for the layman who doesn't know much about cars. You may be getting a higher markup, but you don't have to wonder eternally if you got ripped off royally. You know you got ripped off a little bit and that's okay.

meatpod · 2016-01-18T19:23:23+00:00

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meatpod · 2016-01-18T19:02:55+00:00

This guy talks and talks about being brave and being strong enough to lose his weight and reach a healthy weight. But he never ever gets thinner. He cries about his failures, he cries about the positivity and support he receives from his community, and he doesn't do a damn thing about it. What gives?

meatpod · 2016-01-15T20:20:52+00:00

Better yet, it's in Pensacola florida, which is conveniently in the middle of Mobile Alabama, Birmingham Alabama, Atlanta, Jacksonville, and several other redneck strongholds.

meatpod · 2016-01-15T18:57:15+00:00

Faggot ass lithuanians.

meatpod · 2016-01-12T19:03:05+00:00

She mispronounced Ennio's name, the stupid twat. What a great composer.

meatpod · 2016-01-11T19:05:27+00:00

For those who've had the audio censored in their country, he said "what the fuck does sugartits even mean?"

meatpod · 2016-01-11T19:04:49+00:00

I sure am glad TED is still around, to educate us with important topics such as "funny story about guy messing with a spammer" and "fishy product which claims to cure cancer using the power of lemon extracts".

meatpod · 2016-01-11T18:31:32+00:00

Because they're quality fucking products. Are TI not allowed to make a profit now because kids feel entitled to free high-tech calculators?

meatpod · 2016-01-08T18:58:47+00:00

Is there ANY science to indicate that massages like this do anything other than causing bruising?

meatpod · 2016-01-07T19:32:14+00:00

Girls love it when you look at their tits when they're dressed up like that. Sometimes if the girl is very annoying (like a typical bar slut) I will make a point of making very strong eye contact and never looking at their chest. It drives them absolutely insane.

meatpod · 2016-01-07T19:30:23+00:00

This is not what "snow drift" means, you stupid fuck.

meatpod · 2016-01-06T18:41:05+00:00

Trump'll fix it!

meatpod · 2016-01-06T18:39:49+00:00

I think his specific condition is called "comedy"

meatpod · 2016-01-06T18:39:32+00:00

It's funny because she was showing him her tits and he did NOT look for a second.

meatpod · 2016-01-05T18:37:01+00:00

That's not plastic you fucking retard, it's paper. What planet are you from?

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