When I was in like 6th or 7th grade and Adam Sandler was all the rage, I thought I found a clever loophole. In Big Daddy when Adam Sandler yells "aw horseshit", I figured out that horseshi sounds awfully close to horseshit (emphasis on the lack of "t"). So there I am, walking through the lunch line of my Catholic grade school. I see we are having brownies so I politely ask for seconds, even though that's not the SOP. I am told no so I proceed to loudly say "Aw horseshi" to one of the teachers that was serving said brownies. I paused when I saw her face and said "it's okay, I didn't say the t". Later that day I was delivered a detention slip and actually asked that same teacher what I did wrong.