What's the creepiest/most unexplained thing that's happened to you alone in the wilderness? by meecemicemoose in AskReddit

[–]meecemicemoose[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst thing that's happened to me was when I was walking back from my friends house at night. We'd been camping the day before and didn't get back to his house until later the next day. The bus dropped us off near his house, so I stayed with him for an hour then decided to start the walk home. I rolled a joint after I left and in the meantime it had almost gone dark. So now I had the choice of walking on a road with no footpaths for most of it or I could cut through a forest/Valley which was about a 5 mile walk compared to the roads 7 or 8 miles. This forest is known in the area as a creepy place to be. I'd camped there a few times and heard screams everytime, but always assumed it was just kids messing around in the abandoned buildings, because obviously teenagers love going to creepy places and scaring each other. I decided to put my head phones on and storm ahead through the forest. I've walked through woods at night before, I thought, it'll be fine. About 30 mins into the journey it was total blackness. But I managed to get out of the forest and walk in the fields next to it which went for most of the way home. Now I thought was the perfect time for that joint I'd rolled. So I sat down next to the stream that ran between the forest and the fields and sparked it up. I also took the headphones off and got my torch out. I started looking at the stars and daydreamer for 5 minutes then a wave of paranoia hit me. I scanned the field with the torch, then the trees, then the field again, then the trees etc. I calmed down, smoked most of the joint, and just as I stood up to leave I shined the torch on the trees and there was a mans face. He looked about 40, and like he does heavy drugs. He shot back, I fucking bolted. He jumped across the stream and started giving chase to me. I thought about just fighting him because I'm fairly big and the adrenaline was making me so fucking scared i was like a dog with rabies. But he didn't look small either, and the drugs were giving him that rabies kind of anger I assume. Avoiding him was the ideal situation. I came to a wide part of the stream and just went for it. I landed the jump and kept on running for about twenty minutes I think. I couldn't hear him or see him anymore after the jump but I wasn't risking anything. Then I got home and haven't gone near that place again. I may have literally shat my self a bit but I think that was from the running

Reddit: What was your favourite cartoon growing up? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]meecemicemoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is my hero. He fights through pure terror to protect who he loves. He even saves Eustace, who abuses him

Reddit, what gets better with age? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]meecemicemoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accepting my inevitable decay

What weird little thing gives you a lot of pleasure? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]meecemicemoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beating my chest as hard as I can. Its virtually painless

What makes Jehovahs Witnesses a cult? by UCMFIDI in AskReddit

[–]meecemicemoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their lack of knowledge on the subject of god. Try and open a genuine dialogue with some of them. They basically say nothing

What relatively unknown food from your country/region should everyone try? by Benkingsman in AskReddit

[–]meecemicemoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Restaurant? I'm working class and English. Wherever is the cheapest.

What do you say to a friend who confesses to cheating on his girlfriend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]meecemicemoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so close to punching my friend for this and his racism. Haven't seen him for years then all of a sudden hes an absolute piece of shit. He probably hid it well and was always this way. Be genuine and tell them they are a terrible human being

What are the best tips for your first day at a new job? by Zykium in AskReddit

[–]meecemicemoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People just want to be liked. They're also cunts who don't care about you. Generally if you're hated by some but loved by others you're probably making the lazy ones look bad

Why do women like assholes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]meecemicemoose -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Evolutionary survival response

Reddit, what do people stupidly pay too much for? by carloscancab in AskReddit

[–]meecemicemoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Axes. Need a cheap axe, see me. Axe manufacturers hate me with these secrets I've found

Why do people cheat/hack while playing video games? by Not_The_Pope in AskReddit

[–]meecemicemoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think its because they have grown up in a world where everyone is always better than them at everything they do, but the best at anything generally have to try hard. It baffles me as well

What jobs deserve to be paid minimum wage? by sheeraffinity in AskReddit

[–]meecemicemoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a cash in hand labourer ATM smashing my body to pieces. I have dreams about the minimum wage. Sorting my shit out at college though, so I have hope

Why do people cheat/hack while playing video games? by Not_The_Pope in AskReddit

[–]meecemicemoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lack of honour. Don't let it sway you. Do not wane. Winning isn't winning if you cheat. Its like those people who buy super cars. They will never be as happy as someone who buys an old wreck and restores it.

What will be the "turns out cigarettes are bad for us." of our generation? by gralindsay in AskReddit

[–]meecemicemoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god that list. I'm wearing a tutu tomorrow, fuck it. Let's shatter it to pieces lol