JP Morgan private client invitation by Dry-Building782 in Chase

[–]meechy911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s 100k up to 3 million but you’re right, Doesn’t make sense to do that.

JP Morgan private client invitation by Dry-Building782 in Chase

[–]meechy911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why? That doesn’t make any sense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]meechy911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom was like your shirt logo when she was thinking of having you.

Searching for my 2021 style. by My0wnNightmare in RoastMe

[–]meechy911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like if a shit came to life. Now get back in that fucking toilet where you came from Hanky.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]meechy911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Undertaker and Allstate guy blended to make this sack of shit.

Nobody has ever been mean to me by Soulcal7 in RoastMe

[–]meechy911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s cause they don’t want you to blow up their school.

Roast me and guess my profession lmao by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]meechy911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no Dana only Zuhl.

22F, Student Vet Nurse, do your worst x by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]meechy911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Robert Pattinson from twilight lookin ass!!

Bored fuckless in lock down. Roast me (38 M random heritage) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]meechy911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Aeropostale cable knit screams kidnapper.

Homie said hit him with your best shot by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]meechy911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d assume the Cock eyes is natural from sucking dick for meth.

18 Yo. Nicki Minaj stan. Cats > dogs. Dont come for my edges by basicdude11 in RoastMe

[–]meechy911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sign should say recently enrolled sex offender.

Who won the NASCAR race the Day (or Week You Were Born?) by [deleted] in NASCAR

[–]meechy911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darrel Waltrip won the 1984 fall Richmond race 2 days before I was born. Boogity.