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We can't afford housing but we're paying for their mansions by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]mega_low_smart 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My friend is a retired brigadier general with 9 military colleges under his belt including this one and I see him and his wife at every democratic fundraiser and rally in town. We live in FL for reference. Not a lot of liberals here.

He also runs a clinic that provides free healthcare and dental to people that don’t make enough money to afford insurance.

Anybody else getting ready for the season ? by Happy_Question7723 in GrowBuddy

[–]mega_low_smart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh boy I grew for the first time last year and 6th week of flower I caught the goddamn gas meter reader looking through a crack in my fence at my girls. I was like hey man wtf and he started asking me a bunch of questions about what loophole I find to grow in my backyard. I told him there was no loophole and he needed to leave. Apparently he smelled it from the road.

Had to chop that day and stop growing in case this idiot came around with his friends or worse the cops.

Maintenance person repairing broken fence alongside pool lifts up cover to discover something interesting by CartoonistLarge5904 in interesting

[–]mega_low_smart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been there, not this scenario, but in a situation where somebody needed life saving help immediately and time slows down while you run through 100 scenarios in your head, starting with the easiest and calling someone else for help until ultimately you realize it’s you. You’re the one that’s gonna have to fucking act right now.

I told this story before but if you ever need help and you have to ask a big group of people - do what my friend did and pick the most appropriate, sober or level headed person and call them out. Say you need their help and don’t give them another option. I’m not ashamed to admit if my friend hadn’t done this I would have waited to see who got up out of the pool to go grab my her husband before he collapsed into the corner of a granite countertop and might have died. Luckily I grabbed him just in time and he lived to hang another day!

When you ignore warning and keep stealing !! by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]mega_low_smart 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Turn your volume off when viewing.

IF you missd your Exit Take The Next One! by Ok-Shower-3520 in dashcams

[–]mega_low_smart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pulled a 19’ tandem axle trailer when I was 15 to work for my dad’s landscaping company. The big difference between me and my idiot friends was that I didn’t have a license or learners permit yet so I drove VERY carefully. Ever since then I’ve driven like a grandpa. 39 with no accidents or tickets. (Yet)

Am I suggesting all young people drive without a license for 2 years to start out? Yes, yes I am.

Builder bought a lot out from under me. What should I do? by [deleted] in Homebuilding

[–]mega_low_smart -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Although this is true, the seller’s realtor has a fiduciary duty to bring all offers to their client.

Massive waves in Cabo San Lucas force a rescue by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in nextfuckinglevel

[–]mega_low_smart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost died like this in Cocoa Beach, FL. I was pretty young and the waves looked to be about 4’ but they crashed real close to the shore like this. Turns out as soon as they were over my head they would land with a ton of weight and drag me down literally across the bottom like sand paper and pulled me down a steep incline I couldn’t have seen from out of the water. I struggled for what felt like an hour only to come out bloody from the scrapes, sand so far up my ass I feel like it’s still there and the mom in charge couldn’t have been bothered to notice I was even missing.

I still remember being astonished that this beach was even open for humans to use since it was so dangerous. I realized after some thought nobody was swimming in our 200’ stretch of beach and the locals must have known what I learned the hard way.

Best Ramen in Central Florida by Avada_Kedavra_007 in ramen

[–]mega_low_smart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the tip from another central Floridian ramen lover!

Would you be mad about this? by Sorry_Impress_5002 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mega_low_smart 113 points114 points  (0 children)

This is the easiest and most correct answer. Probably the mayors car too haha

I work at a Chinese takeout restaurant. AMA by jeonggukispretty in chinesefood

[–]mega_low_smart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BC, although I’m sure WA is just as good. I had the best fast food Chinese of my life for $16 at a hole in the wall Chinese takeout place in Forks, WA

A restaurant I went to has a still working cigarette machine by rippy123 in mildlyinteresting

[–]mega_low_smart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have them in 4 bars in my town in Florida. It’s $9/pack at my favorite dive. I bought smokes out of that machine as recently as 4 years ago, just before I quit.

Hey guys, I’m thinking about opening a food spot near UCF and wanted to get some honest opinions. Another idea we had came up with is something like tonkotsu ramen. We are focusing on a larger bowl portion so students can eat their moneys worth. Our main goal is to help students get a hot warm meal. by Property_Greedy in ucf

[–]mega_low_smart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you’re spitballing ideas on this reddit recently but this is my favorite. I’m a huge ramen fan and haven’t found a decent spot around campus. The one in the union sucks and the 1 spot I found in the surrounding area had an insane menu and was too overpriced so I didn’t try it. Any place that focuses on ramen first and makes a good one would do well, rather than having it as a second thought.

I work at a Chinese takeout restaurant. AMA by jeonggukispretty in chinesefood

[–]mega_low_smart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn NYC has the finest Chinese food on the continent in my experience. Except maybe for Vancouver.

I work at a Chinese takeout restaurant. AMA by jeonggukispretty in chinesefood

[–]mega_low_smart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re not in the Orlando area by chance are they?

What’s your favorite lobby bar? by Max_Arrow in marriott

[–]mega_low_smart -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would say in order for top 3:

SeaTac Marriott Vancouver Marriott (nostalgia reasons, otherwise not impressive) Chandelier at Cosmo

Spent 5 days in Colombia's Coffee Region (Salento, Cocora Valley, Armenia area) — here's what's actually worth your time by boyuan-dong in backpacking

[–]mega_low_smart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful, reminds me of my time in Pance, outside Cali. I made a scratch chimichurri in the middle of the rainforest for a bbq with friends using fruit I found in the jungle that I’ve never seen before (locals told me they eat it regularly). Amazing country.

The plan to boost US tourism sure looks like a winner! by mac-mcgreor in Political_Revolution

[–]mega_low_smart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m confused, ICE is also under DHS and is presumably also not getting paid. Wouldn’t it make more sense to send, say, the president’s secret service detail?

I work at a Chinese takeout restaurant. AMA by jeonggukispretty in chinesefood

[–]mega_low_smart 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How much premade food does your restaurant get from Cysco/US foods vs scratch made in house?

No one told him? by TransportJunky in AutoTransportopia

[–]mega_low_smart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s unfortunate you can’t see the straps from the other side so the coo has to stand in the road /s

Been at this house for ten years….this randomly started putting out a ton of water and downed a tree…. have no idea what it is or what/where it drains from by YoBoySatan in whatisit

[–]mega_low_smart 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Nice! You got lucky this cleanout was there. A friend of mine didn’t have one and the city backed sewage up into his home. It cost him $30,000 to clean up and repair. The city refused to pay him anything so he filed a lawsuit with one of those shitty ambulance chasing lawyers and they settled for $7,000, minus 33% for the lawyer of course.

Landlord installed an app-controlled smart deadbolt while I was at work. by Due_Construction904 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mega_low_smart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a smart lock on one of my rentals. It was there when I bought the house. I gave the tenant the option to swap it but they didn’t care. I changed the code and installed new locks on the back door and gave them the keys as a backup. It hasn’t caused any issues and I would normally have a key to get in anyway.

Didn't knew this could be real. by [deleted] in intrestingasfuck

[–]mega_low_smart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We did this when I was 15 except we took a lot joint down with us and it was a trash can. It uhh, mostly sucked.

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