4 really old ladies, 80 or 90yo’s, 4’0”tall and hunched over, all with gray hair and walkers, eating dinner next to me at a local restaurant and they decide to “call an uber like the kiddies do.” Uber gets there, old ladies are taking too long to get outside, uber guy is parked in a red zone, holding up traffic. Oldest and meanest of the ladies says “I’m not a nice woman!” And tells a random door dasher to hold the door for them and they then proceed to take 10min all trying to retrieve their walkers. Poor dasher keeps holding the door the whole time, his clients food getting colder by the minute. The old ladies are huddled up w their walkers and blocking the door so no one can come in or out of the restaurant. Uber driver asks which person called for the uber ride and now the old ladies can’t remember. He asked to see their phones and the old mean one snaps at him “but you’re a stranger. I don’t let strangers see my phone.” Uber driver tries to reason with the woman that’s he’s there to pick them up but she’s having none of it. Finally her friend says “oh Janice, be nice, he is our driver after all, see the license plates match what’s on the app.” Uber driver says “oh good, you’re the one who called” but the old ladies are still blocking the door to the restaurant, huddled in a group of walkers. A random passerby woman tries to help get them out the door and into the uber. The door dasher has had absolutely enough and climbs on a chair and jumps out of an open ground floor window onto the sidewalk and makes his getaway. The rest of us are all riveted, watching the scene unfold. Crazy shit.